Dictionary of NeoSemantical Words
This is a collection of words and terminologies we have made up over the years, words that didn't have a definition until we came along, or even words that just needed some lovin'. We encourage you to work these into your everyday vocabulary because when you use words people don't know, it makes them feel stupid.
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Words/Terms are in white
Buttload The amount of poo a toilet bowl can hold without overflowing

Shminking
Being incredibly annoying, enough to get smacked upside the head

Phd
A compliment that sounds like an insult (watch Yellow Submarine)

Spleatles
1) When you run over a British guy, turning him into a splattered mess of roadkill. 2) The swear word uttered when you do this act.

Manwhore
1) What Ryan Hutchinson is. 2) A promiscuous male

Fugly
Ugly in a trollish, elfish, gnomish way.

Bleam
A new insane human emotion, comparable to a combination of happiness and anger.

Craptacular
One word that describes most of life perfectly. (Synonym: Beavtastic.)

Dwe
Dick With Ears

FOTH
Fuck Off To Hell

FOTK
Fuck Off To Klorh

Vacob
A word that, when uttered, means "What in the hell now?"

Jizpoo
1) When someone relly stinky runs in to you in the hallway. 2) Someone who masturbates in the school bathroom.

Poosan
1) Japanese fecal matter. 2) Yoko Ono.

Meghan
The ultimate insult

Blaher
Someone who talks and talks and talks about nothing whatsoever

Beav
1) An extremely annoying person with large frontal incisors and whiny voice. 2) A very twangy beaver.

Kelegan
An insulting term for all preps

Shoobie
A wannabe prep

Danky Stinky, dark, moist, skanky, unpleasant and uncomfortable rolled into one convenient five letter word.

Kike A gay Jewish man

Shickza A female with loose morals

Dimpy Fat, chubby, funny and cute at the same time

Forloo Those fries at the bottom of the bag which foretell bad fortune

Btwoopb A tiny brained wiper of other people's bottoms

Brog A term for a person who bores you to death, especially teachers

Floom 1) A bed-wetting cad. 2) A bed-wetting git.

Zizzerum Slang word which when uttered, directly translates to "I think of you-that/him/her/it in a positive way".

Battle-poo Food stains left on clothing from battles past, especially yogurt or pudding

Jiggit Interjection used when an error has been made or when something hurt.

Yealk Interjection commonly said when topics involving sexual intercourse between anone or anything and Ringo Starr is mentioned

Oozy The feeling resulting from being in a hospital on drugs the previous night

Apitidafoo What to say to someone who didn't hear you when you said the right thing at the right time

Shity So shitty it doesn't deserve the extra "t"

Ooped Ate too quickly and got indigestion
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