Zoraa: No, you are!
(Zoraa throws Sid into the restroom & George trips out [figuratively speaking].)
George: No�you�re supposed to be on your demented island!
Sid: Your face has�improved since I last saw you.
Ringo: Oh god�BBBLLLLEEEEEAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
John: Hello Sid! Is Dimitri here? No? Yes!
Sid(rolling her eyes): Only me & Zoraa.
Zoraa: Why are you so interested in Dimitri?
John: I�m not interested in Dimitri, I�m interested in Sid!
(John slips a crafty arm around Sid�s waist.)
Sid: I don�t care if you are a Beatle, don�t touch me!
(Sid grabs John by the shirt & belt & throws him into Hannibal.)
John & Hannibal: OOF!
(Hannibal coughs up the piece of George�s face.)
Sid: That�s the most action you�ll be getting from me!
Zoraa: Don�t touch the Beatles!
Sid: What are you gonna do about it, PIXIE?!
(Sid & Zoraa start to fight while Ringo & Paul blow chunks on each other. John grabs the piece of
face & throws it at the girls.)
Zoraa: Whoa, uck! I�m withdrawing my comment about planning to eat whatever was edible & thrown at me. I was talking more about, like, a rabbit�
Ringo: People throw rabbits at you?
Paul: You eat rabbits?
Zoraa: Personal thing.
Paul: Ah!
John: You don�t eat cats, do you? I like cats.
Zoraa: I do too. I have a pet one that flies named Irene. He�s so sweet. Oh yeah, he talks & sings, too.
George: Off topic again�John, hand me that.
John: What?
Hannibal: He wants the piece of flesh you launched from me.
Sid: Huh? I just threw it into the stall over there.
Ringo & Paul: BBBLLLLEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Hannibal: You insolent little wretch�no, you�re too lean to eat.
John: Yeah, isn�t she great?
Hannibal: I don�t think that there�s enough left in their stomachs to let out much more, do you?
John: Especially Ringo.
Sid: The one short beyond all human belief?
All except: Yep: Uh-huh: Yeah: I can�t believe you don�t know their names yet!: I�m not that frigging short!: etc.
(Brian opens the door, jumps at the sight of the two girls & tries not to look at George.)
Brian: Hey, our plane�s taking off soon. You want to hurry up? & why were these girls allowed in?
(Zoraa uses some "magic" to chase Brian away.)
Zoraa: Stay out or I�ll kill you Brian.
Hannibal: Oh, you won�t be the only one who�ll do that, Clarice.
John: That�s not good. He just called you Clarice.
Sid: Hey, I�ll hold her down for you!
Brian: Our plane takes off in 20 minutes guys!
(Hannibal lunges at Brian for being rude. Brain goes away as the diner�s Chef walks in.)
Chef: Hey! There�s too many people in here, plus screamin� & pukin�. You girls get outta the men�s room, y�botherin� me!
(Sid draws her dagger, Zoraa bares her fangs & claws, & Hannibal licks his lips hungrily.)
Hannibal: Would you like to rephrase that question?
Chef: Uh, no, I�ll just make some more food.
(Exit the Chef.)
John: Are you guys always so touchy? I mean, you didn�t bother to cuss him out or explain or anything! It was just like, well, shut up, now!
Paul(inside his head): Paul, help Ringo get cleaned up & do the same for yourself.
Paul(out loud): Dad, I told you to go away! I don�t need you.
Dad: What would your mother say if she saw you talking in the bathroom with strange men?
Paul: She wouldn�t let me get into this position! Ringo, go clean yourself up.
Ringo: He�s gone psychotic. He thinks his dad�s there, & he�s holding a conversation with him.
All except: Uh-huh.
George: Ringo, uh-
Ringo: Oh shit, not again! Go �way! BBBBBBBLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
(Something metallic comes out, as there�s nothing left in his stomach that resembles food.)
John: Is that a quarter?
Ringo: That stayed in there? I ate it when I was four!
Hannibal: That quarter is on my shoe.
Ringo: Uh oh, I�m dead.
Hannibal: Damn straight.
Ringo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
(Ringo is thrown into the stall, knocking over Paul, who throws Ringo back out & follows him. Zoraa leaps at Hannibal, changes her mind at the sight of Paul, John slugs Paul for the hell of it, George gets hit instead & spins into Sid, so all but Brian get into a big fucking kicking, screaming, biting, growling, stabbing, tearing mess.)
Brian: What the hell, let me in! I�ve had my prayers answered in the form of a giant orgy!
(Everyone suddenly pulls away as Brian jumps.)
Brian: Oof! I think I broke my nose! But anyway, we have to go NOW guys, come ON!
Paul: Hey, let go of me shirt collar!
Zoraa: That guy�s following me�
Sid: So stand still so he can eat you!
Zoraa: Oh shit! Bye all, excepting Hannibal. & Sid.
(Zoraa smashes through the window in an animalistic display of fear & excitement.)
George: Whoa!
Ringo: Ah Gawd damn you, just go away & cover you bloody fucking face, you git! BLLEEEAAHGGH!!!
Sid: How can you still be puking?
John: Stomach acid & bile. Or so I�m guessing. Oh yeah, the writers said he had to!
Brian: We�re leaving John.
John: Bye Sid! Heh heh heh!
(Sid makes as if to kick John in the ass, but he rushes out along with the others, Sid jumps out the window after Zoraa, & Hannibal is left wondering what the fuck just happened.)
FIN!
