| George: Sarah, would you- Brian: John, would you- Sarah: NO! John: I'm not like that. Sid: <Yealk!> If I photographed those I'd blackmail you two. Too much love, let's go. (Paul grabs Siobhan's hand.) Paul: Siobhan, before I go, can I ask you something? Ringo: If it's what I think it is, she's too young & I'm keeping all of my-wait-where's that blue ring, Paul?! Siobhan: You just asked me something, brainiac! (Paul gets down on one knee.) Paul: Dammit, child-marry me! Siobhan: GO BACK TO LINDA! HELL NO! Ringo: Gimme that ring, you <ahem>-there are children in our company. George: Hey, at least I'm not short beyond all human beleif! Sid: I resent that remark. Take this & shut up. (Hands the Beatles & Brian transportation pills.) John: Explaination please? Brian: Well you didn't ask the dentist when he gave you LSD. John: Shut up, Brian, yer gay. & Jewish, I might add. To an Island of Insanity! (John pops the pill in his mouth, then Sid, then the others hesitantly follow.) Three high pitched voices: No, the Island of Insanity! Sid: Shut up! You three just can't-<VVVWWWWWHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSHHHHHHH!> (Sid, the Beatles & Brian dissappear into thin air.) Sarah: Bye George! Don't write! Siobhan: <sigh> Ringo... (3 dragon kits circle downwards, all about the size of a golden retreiver.) Dragon 1: I'm Fermal. Dragon 2: I'm Fergal. Dragon 3: I'm Ferbal. Siobhan: Tell me something I didn't know. Ferbal: Okay, Zoraa said we get to spend an extended vacation with you. Sarah: Er, how long? Fergal: Two years! Sarah & Siobhan: Oh crap! Dragons: Ha ha ha! FIN! |
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