George: Sarah, would you-
Brian: John, would you-
Sarah: NO!
John: I'm not like that.
Sid: <Yealk!> If I photographed those I'd blackmail you two. Too much love, let's go.
(Paul grabs Siobhan's hand.)
Paul: Siobhan, before I go, can I ask you something?
Ringo: If it's what I think it is, she's too young & I'm keeping all of my-wait-where's that blue ring, Paul?!
Siobhan: You just asked me something, brainiac!
(Paul gets down on one knee.)
Paul: Dammit, child-marry me!
Siobhan: GO BACK TO LINDA! HELL NO!
Ringo: Gimme that ring, you <ahem>-there are children in our company.
George: Hey, at least I'm not short beyond all human beleif!
Sid: I resent that remark. Take this & shut up.
(Hands the Beatles & Brian transportation pills.)
John: Explaination please?
Brian: Well you didn't ask the dentist when he gave you LSD.
John: Shut up, Brian, yer gay. & Jewish, I might add. To an Island of Insanity!
(John pops the pill in his mouth, then Sid, then the others hesitantly follow.)
Three high pitched voices: No, the Island of Insanity!
Sid: Shut up! You three just can't-<VVVWWWWWHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSHHHHHHH!>
(Sid, the Beatles & Brian dissappear into thin air.)
Sarah: Bye George! Don't write!
Siobhan: <sigh> Ringo...
(3 dragon kits circle downwards, all about the size of a golden retreiver.)
Dragon 1: I'm Fermal.
Dragon 2: I'm Fergal.
Dragon 3: I'm Ferbal.
Siobhan: Tell me something I didn't know.

Ferbal: Okay, Zoraa said we get to spend an extended vacation with you.
Sarah: Er, how long?
Fergal: Two years!
Sarah & Siobhan: Oh crap!
Dragons: Ha ha ha!
FIN!
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