THE SURREY WITH THE FRINGE ON TOP
CURLY
When I take you ouy tonight with me,
Honey, here's the way it's goin' to be;
You will set behind a team of snow-white horses
In the slickest gig you ever see!
Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry
When I take you out in the surrey,
When I take you out in the surrey with the fringe on top!
Watch thet fringe and see how it flutters
When I drive them high-steppin' strutters!
nosey-pokes'll peek through their shutters and their eyes will Pop!
The wheels are yeller, the upholstery's brown,
The dashboard's gebuine leather,
With isinglass curtains y'c'n roll right down
In case there's a change in the weather-
Two bright side-lights, winkin' and blinkin',
Ain't no finer rig I'm thinkin'!
you c'n keep yer rig if you're thinkin' 'at I'd keer to swap
Fer that shiny little surrey with the fringe on top!
All the world'll fly in a flurry
When I take you out in the surrey,
When I take you out in the surrey with the fringe on top!
When we hit that road, hell fer leather,
Cats and dogs'll dance in the heather,
Birds and frogs'll sing all together and the toads will hop!
The wind'll whistle as we rattle along,
The cows'll moo in the clover,
The river will ripple out a whispered song,
And whisper it over and over:
(Loud Whisper)
Don't you wisht y'd go on ferever?
Don't you wisht y'd go on ferever?
Don't you wisht y'd go on ferever and ud never stop
In that shiny little surrey with the fringe on top?
I can see the stars gettin' blurry
When we ride back home in the surrey,
Ridin' slowly home in the surrey with the fringe on top.
I can feel the day gittin' older,
Feel a sleepy head near my shoulder,
Noddin', droopin' close to my shoulder till it falls, kerplop!
The sun is swimmin' on the rim of a hill,
The moon is takin' a header,
And jist as I'm thinkin' all the earth is still,
A lark'll wake up in the medder....
hush! You bird, my baby's a-sleepin'-
Maybe got a dream worth a-keepin'
Whoa! You team, and jist keep a-creepin' at a slow clip-clop.
Don't you hurry with the surrey with the fringe on top.
REPRISE: Later in Scene
CURLY
The wheels are yeller, the upholstery's brown,
The dashboard's genuine leather,
With isinglass curtains y'c'n roll right down
In case there's a change in the weather-
Ain't no finer rig I'm thinkin'!
you c'n keep yer rig if you're thinkin'...'at I'd keer to swap
Fer that shiny little surrey with the fringe on top!
SOUTH PACIFIC
YOU'VE GOT TO BE CAREFULLY TAUGHT
CABLE
You've got to taught to hate and fear,
You've got to be taught from year to year,
It's got to be drummed in your dear little ear-
You've got to be carefully taught!
You've got to be taught to be afraid
Of people whose eyes are oddly made,
And people whose skin is a different shade-
You've got to carefully taught!
You've got to be taught before it's too late,
Before you are six or seven or eight,
To hate all the people your relatives hate-
You've got to be carefully taught!
You've got to be carefully taught!
HONEY BUN
NELLIE
My doll is as dainty as a sparrow,
Her figure is something to applaud.
Where she's narrow, she's as nrrow as an arrow
And she's broad where a broad should be broad.
And hundred and one
Punds of fun-
That's my little Honey-Bun!
Get a load of Honey-Bun tonight!
I'm speakin' of my
Sweetie Pie,
Only sixty inches high-
Ev'ry inch is packed with dynamite!
Her hair is blonde and curly,
Her curls are hurly-burly.
her lips are pips!
I call her hips:
"Twirly"
And "Whirly."
She's my baby,
I'm her pap!
I'm her booby,
She's my trap!
I am caught and I don't wanta run
'Cause I'm havin' so much fun with Honey-Bun!
She's my baby,
I'm her pap!
I'm her booby,
She's my trap!
I am caught and I don't wanta run
'Cause I'm havin' so much fun with Honey-Bun!
(Believe me, sonny)
She's a cookie who can cook till you're done,
(Ain't bein' funny)
Sonny,
Put your money
On my Honey-Bun!
GIRLS
And hundred and one
Punds of fun-
That's my little Honey-Bun
Get a load of Honey-Bun tonight.
I'm speakin' of my
Sweetie Pie,
Only sixty inches high-
Ev'ry inch is packed with dynamite.
Her hair is blonde and curly,
Her curls are hurly-burly.
her lips are pips!
I call her hips:
"Twirly" and "Whirly."
She's my baby,
I'm her pap!
I'm her booby,
She's my trap!
I am caught and I don't wanta run
'Cause I'm havin' so much fun with Honey-Bun!
And that's the finish,
And we hope that when you leave your seat and run
Down to the Mess Hall
You'll enjoy your dinner each and every one.
NELLIE
Enjoy your turkey.
ALL
And put some chestnut dressing on our Honey-Bun!
ANNIE GET YOUR GUN: SONG LIST
ACT I
Colonel Buffalo Bill- Charlie, Dolly and Ensemble
Colonel Buffalo Bill Playoff- Ensemble
I'm a Bad, Bad Man- frank and Girls
Doin' What caomes Natur'lly- Annie, Children and Wilson
The Girl That I Marry- Frank
You Can't Get a Man With a Gun- Annie
There's No Business Like Show Business- Annie,Frank,B. Bill,
Encore: There's No Business Like Shoe Business
They Say It's Wonderful- Annie and Frank
There's No Business Like Show Business- Utility
Moonshine Lullaby- Annie and Frank
Colonel Buffalo Bill- Utility
Reprise: There's No Business Like Show Business- Annie
My Defenses Are Down- Frank and Boys
Opening Chant
Indian Dance
Ceremonial Chant
I'm An Indian Too- Annie
Tribal Dance- Annie and Sitting Bull
Finale Act I- Annie
ACT II
I Got Lost In His Arms- Annie and Singers
Reprise: There's No Business Like Show Business-
I Got The Sun In The Morning- Annie and Company
An Old Fahioned Wedding- Annie and Frank
Reprise: The Girl That I Marry- Frank
I Got The Sun In The Morning- Utility
You Can't Get A Man With A Gun- Utility
Anything You Can- Annie and Frank
You Can't Get A Man With A Gun- Utility
Reprise:There's No Business Like Show Business
Finale: They Say It's Wonderful- Ensemble
COMPANY
YOU COULD DRIVE A PERSON CRAZY
ROBERT
Right!
MARTA
Right!
APRIL
Right!
KATHY
Right!
GIRLS
Doo doo doo doo,
Doo doo doo doo,
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
You could drive a person crazy,
You could drive a person mad,
Doo doo,
Doo doo,
Doo.
First you make a person hazy
So a person could be had.
Doo doo,
Doo doo,
Doo.
Then you leave a person dangling, sadly
Outside your door,
Which it only makes a person, gladly
Want you even more.
I could understand a person
If it's not a person's bag.
Doo doo,
Doo doo,
Doo.
I could understand a person
If a person was a fag.
Doo doo,
Doo doo,
Doo.
Boo boo
Boo boo.
But worse 'n' that,
A person that
Titillates a person
And then leaves her flat
Is crazy,
He's a troubled person,
He's a truly crazy
Person himself.
KATHY
When a person's personality is personable,
He shouldn't oughta sit like a lump.
It's harder than a Matador coercin'a bull
To try to get you off-a your rump.
So single and attentive and attractive a man
Is evry'thing a person could wish.
But turning off a person is the act of a man
Who likes to pull the hooks out of fish.
MARTA & APRIL(As Kathy sings solo)
Doo doo doo doo,
doo,
doo doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo doo,
doo doo doo doo doo,
doo doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo.
KATHY, MARTA & APRIL
Knock, knock, is anybody there?
knock, knock, it really isn't fair.
Knock, knock, I'm working all my charms.
knock, knock, a zombie's in my arms.
All that sweet affection,
What is wrong?
Where's the loose connection?
How long, Oh Lord, how long?
Bobby, baby,
Bobby, bubi,
Bobby, you could drive a person buggy,
You could blow a person's cool.
Doo doo,
Doo doo,
Doo.
first you make a person feel all huggy
While you make her feel a fool.
Doo doo,
Doo doo,
Doo.
When a person says thay you've upset her,
That's when you're good.
You impersonate a person better than a zombie should.
I could understand a person
If he wasn't good in bed.
Doo doo,
Doo doo,
Doo.
I could understand a person
If he actually was dead.
Doo doo,
Doo doo.
Exclusive you,
Will any person ever get the juice of you?
You're crazy,
You're a lovely person,
You're a moving, deeply maladjusted,
Never to be trusted,
Crazy person your self.
Bobby is my hobby and I'm giving it up!
LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS
MUSHNIK AND SON
MUSHNIK
How would you like to be my son?
How would you like to be my own
adopted boy?
(I never liked him much before,
But count the cash that's in
the drawer
I've got no choice- I'm much
too poor-)
Say yes
SEYMOUR
What for?
MUSHNIK
Seymour I want to be your dad
I'll gladly treat you
Like my blood and my own flesh
SEYMOUR
Like Ozzie Nelson, Dave and Rick?
MUSHNIK
Like Honey Fitz and take your pick
SEYMOUR
Then kiss me quick, I'll be your son
MUSHNIK
Dont' make me sick, just be my son
MUSHNIK & SEYMOUR
Mushnik & Son sounds great
Three words with the ring of fate
MUSHNIK
So say you'll incorporate with me
A florist's dream come true
Mushnik and his boychik, you-
What business we'll do for F.T.D.
MUSHNIK & SEYMOUR
Like Andy Hardy and the Judge
Like Zeus and Mercury
Like Dumas Fils and Pere
SEYMOUR
In trouble sickness and in wealth
MUSHNIK
We'll share the plant and share the wealth
I'll call my lawyer
SEYMOUR
Call me son
MUSHNIK & SEYMOUR
Mushnik & Son, that's that
SEYMOUR
Officially I'm your brat
MUSHNIK & SEYMOUR
Consider the mnatter closed and done
Now to the world let's stick
Our Senior and Jumior shtick
SEYMOUR
Through thin and through thick
MUSHNIK
Through sloppy and slick
MUSHNIK & SEYMOUR
Through kiss and through kick
Mushnik & Son!
RENT
THE TANGO MAUREEN
JOANNE
I told her not to call you
MARK
That's Maureen.
But can I help since I'm here?
JOANNE
I've hired an engineer
MARK
Great. Nice to have met...
JOANNE
Wait!
She's three hours late.
The sample won't delay, but the cable
MARK
There's another way.
Say something. Anything
JOANNE
Test one, two, three.
MARK
Anything but that.
JOANNE
This is weird.
MARK
It's weird.
JOANNE
Very weird.
MARK
Fucking weird.
JOANNE
I'm so mad that I don't know what to do.
Fighting with microphones
Freezing down to my bones
And to top it all off
I'm with you.
MARK
Feel like going insane
Got a fire in your brain
And you're thinking of drinking gasoline?
JOANNE
As a matter of fact...
MARK
Honey I know this act
It's called "The Tango Maureen"
"The Tango Maureen"
It'a a dark, dizzy merry-go-round.
As she keep you dangling
JOANNE
You're wrong
MARK
Your heart she's mangling
JOANNE
It's different with me
MARK
And you toss and you turn
'Cause her cold eyes can burn
And you yearn and you churn and rebound.
JOANNE
I think I know what you mean
BOTH
"The Tango Maureen"
MARK
Has she ever pouted her lip and called you pookie?
JOANNE
Never
MARK
Have you ever doubted a kiss or two?
JOANNE
This is spooky.
Did you swoon when she walked in the door?
MARK
Everytime.
So be... cautious
JOANNE
Did she moon over other boys?
MARK
More than moon.
JOANNE
I'm getting nauseous.
(They dance the tango)
MARK
It's hard doing this backwards.
JOANNE
You should try it heels.
She cheated!
MARK
She cheated.
JOANNE
Maureen cheated.
MARK
Fucking cheated.
JOANNE
I'm defeated.
I should give up right now.
MARK
Gotta look on the bright side with all of your might.
JOANNE
I'd fall for her still anyhow.
BOTH
When you're dancing her dance
You don't stand a chance
Her grip on romance makes you fall.
MARK
So you think might as well...
JOANNE
...Dance a tango to hell
BOTH
At least I'll have tangoed at all.
The "Tango Mauree"
Gotta dance 'till your diva is through.
You pretend to believe her
'Cause in the end you can't leave her.
Still the end it will come
So you have to play dumb
'Till you're glum and you bum and turn blue.
JOANNE
Why do we love when she's mean?
MARK
And she can be som obscene.
Try the mic.
JOANNE
My Maureen. (Echoes through mic)
MARK
Patched.
You know, I feel great now.
JOANNE
I feel lousy.
BOTH
The "Tango Maureen."
THE SOUND OF MUSIC
MY FAVORITE THINGS
MARIA
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mitten.
Brown paper packages tied up with strings.
These are a few of my favorite things.
Cream-colored ponies and crisp apple streudels.
Door bells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles.
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings.
These are a few of my favorite things.
Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes.
Snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes.
Silver-white winters that melt into springs.
These are a few of my favorite things.
When the dog bites.
When the bee stings.
When I'm feeling sad.
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad.
Housekeeper
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mitten.
Brown paper packages tied up with strings.
These are a few of my favorite things.
Cream-colored ponies and crisp apple streudels.
Door bells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles.
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings.
These are a few of my favorite things.
Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes.
Snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes.
Silver-white winters that melt into springs.
These are a few of my favorite things.
When the dog bites.
When the bee stings.
When I'm feeling sad.
I simply remember my favorite things
MARIA AND HOUSEKEEPER
And then I don't feel so bad.
