MAISON DES LUNES GASTON There's a danger I'll be thwarted And denied my honeymoon For the pretty thing I've courted Refuse to swoon So, the time has come for a murky plan For which I turn to a murky man LEFOU To find that feind BOTH Where better than The Maison des Lunes? GASTON I don't take this girl for granted There's no path I haven't hewn To her heart; no seed unplanted No flowers unstrewn But quite amazing to relate She doesn't want me for her mate LEFOU Which forces him to contemplate BOTH The Maison des Lunes MONSIEUR D'ARQUE I don't wish to seem a tad obtuse But I don't see how I can be of use For I lock people up; I'm not a "Lonely Heart's club" I'm a cold, cold fish I've a nasty, vicious streak LEFOU Please speak! GASTON It's Belle's father who's your client She adores the old buffoon She'll be forced to be complaint LEFOU She'll dance to your tune GASTON We get the daughter through her dad You just pronounce the old boy mad LeFou and, whoosh! He's slammed up in your pad-- LEFOU, D'ARQUE The Maison des Lunes GASTON Do I make myself entirely clear? D'ARQUE It's the simplest deal of my whole foul career! GASTON Put Maurice away and she'll be here in moments In a dreadful state She'll capitulate to me! D'ARQUE I'll be strapping up an inmate LEFOU Very tightly GASTON Very soon D'ARQUE But please don't bring him late Our check-in time's noon! LEFOU, D'ARQUE So, wave one bachelor goodbye GASTON She'll be my bride LEFOU She'd rather die Than have her daddy ossify? D'ARQUE In my sordid saloon ALL So book the church; raise the glasses high To the Maison des Lunes! BEAUTY AND THE BEAST MRS. POTTS Tale as old as time True as it can be Barely even friends Then somebody bends Unexpectedly. Just a little change Small to say the least Both a little scared Neither one prepared Beauty and the Beast. Ever just the same Ever a surprise Ever as before Ever just as sure As the sun will rise. Tale as old as time Tune as old as song Bittersweet and strange Finding you can change Learning you were wrong. Certain as the sun Rising in the east Tale as old as time Song as old as rhyme Beauty and the Beast. Tale as old as time Song as old as rhyme Beauty and the Beast. Off to the cupboard with you now, Chip. It's past your bedtime. Good night, love. IF I CAN'T LOVE HERE (REPRISE) BEAST No spell has been broken No words have been spoken No point anymore if she can't love me No hope she would do so No dream to pursue, So I looked to myself, Despise all the things I see For I know that she Cannot set me free Let the world be done with me. THE MOB SONG BELLE Show me the Beast! MOB (Scream) MAURICE That's him! That's him! WOMAN Is it dangerous? BELLE Oh, no. No, he'd never hurt anyone. I know he looks frightful, but he's really very gentle and kind. He's my friend. GASTON If I didn't know better, I'd think you had feelings for this monster. BELLE He's no monster, Gaston. You are! GASTON She's as crazy as the old man. She says this creature is her friend. Well, I've hunted wild beasts and I've seen what they can do. The Beast will make off with your children. CROWD (gasp) GASTON He'll come after them in the night. BELLE He will never! GASTON Forget the old man, I say we kill the Beast! MOB Kill him! MAN 1 We're not safe until he's dead MAN 2 He'll come stalking us at night WOMAN Set to sacrifice our children to his monstrous appetite MAN 3 He'll wreak havoc on our village if we let him wander free GASTON So it's time to take some action, boys It's time to follow me Through the mist, through the woods Through the darkness and the shadows It's a nightmare but it's one exciting ride Say a prayer, then we're there At the drawbridge of a castle And there's something truly terrible inside It's a beast! He's got fangs Razor sharp ones! Massive paws, killer claws for the feast Hear him roar! See him foam! But we're not coming home 'til he's dead-- Good and dead! Kill the Beast! BELLE I won't let you do this! GASTON Try and stop us! BELLE Papa, this is all my fault. I have to go back and warn him. MAURICE I'm coming with you BELLE No! MAURICE I lost you once, I won't lose you again! BELLE Then we'd better hurry. GASTON We'll rid the village of this Beast. Who's with me? MOB I am! I am! I am! MOB Light your torch! Mount your horse! GASTON Screw your courage to the sticking place! MOB We're counting on Gaston to lead the way! WOMEN Through a mist, through a wood Where within a haunted castle Something's lurking that you don't see ev'ry day! MOB It's a beast! One as tall as a mountain We won't rest 'til he's good and deceased Sally forth! Tally ho! Grab your sword! Grab your bow! Praise the Lord and here we go! We don't like What we don't understand In fact it scares us And this monster is mysterious at least Bring your guns! Bring your knives! Save your children and your wives We'll save our village and our lives We'll kill the Beast! GASTON Cut down a tree, and make it a big one! Take whatever booty you can find. But remember, the Beast is MINE! CASTLEWARE Hearts ablaze! Banners high! We go marching into battle Unafraid although the danger just increased MOB Raise the flag! Sing the song! Here we come, we're fifty strong And fifty Frenchmen can't be wrong Let's kill the Beast! Kill the Beast! Kill the Beast Kill the Beast! THE BATTLE / TRANSFORMATION BEAST You came back BELLE If only I'd come here sooner BEAST Maybe it's better this way BELLE No! Don't talk like that. We're together now. Everything will be fine BEAST At least I get to see you one last time. BELLE We are home We are where we shall be forever Trust in me For you know I wont run away From today This is all that I need And all that I need to say is... Don't you know how you've changed me Strange how I fin'lly see I found home You're my home Stay with me BELLE No! No, please! Don't leave me! I love you. BEAST/PRINCE Belle, look into my eyes! Belle, don't you recognize The beast within the man Who's here before you? BELLE It is you! BEAUTY AND THE BEAST (REPRISE) BELLE/PRINCE Two lives have begun now Two hearts become one now One passion, one dream One thing forever true I love you! ALL Certain as the sun Rising in the east Tale as old as time Song as old as rhyme Beauty and the Beast. Tale as old as time Song as old as rhyme Beauty and the Beast. Ah!!!!! Ah!!!!! Ah!!!!!!!!!!