Once, when Stupid Green-Hair Guy was sleeping (with his eyes open, of course) he had this dream: Suddenly, the ground began to shake. The Blue Chickens, from Venus, slowly descended from the clouds. They began to take over Happy Island! Only he, Stupid Green-Hair Guy could stop them. He ducked into the nearest port-o-potty and changed into his super hero alter ego, Super Green-Hair Guy! He slowly snuck up on the Blue Chickens, and shot them with his greenifying ray they turned green and could no longer be Blue Chickens because now they were green! But little did he realize it would only make them more powerful.... Ring! Ring! (alarm clock) The End |