Movies - Page 3
21. Erin Brockovich*
"Well, um, seeing as I have no brains or legal expertise, and Ed here was losing all faith in the system, am I right?... Oh yeah, no faith, no faith.... I just went out there and performed sexual favors, 634 blow jobs in 5 days. I'm really quite tired."
~Erin Brockovich and Ed Masary
22. As Good As It Gets**
"I might be the only person on the face of the earth that knows you're the greatest woman on earth. I might be the only one who appreciates how amazing you are in every single thing that you do, and how you are with Spencer, "Spence," and in every single thought that you have, and how you say what you mean, and how you almost always mean something that's all about being straight and good. I think most people miss that about you, and I watch them, wondering how they can watch you bring their food, and clear their tables and never get that they just met the greatest woman alive. And the fact that I get it makes me feel good, about me."
~Melvin Udall
23. Fight Club**
"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We were raised on television to believe that we'd all be millionares, movie gods, rock stars, but we won't. And we're starting to figure that out."
~Tyler Durden
24. Playing By Heart*
"I'll tell you what I don't want. I don't want all this calculated artificiality. This dress, these stupid little bows in my hair, they aren't me. I mean, look at you. You--you don't sit around your house in an Armani suit, do you?... No. My house is black-tie."
~Meredith and Trent
25. American Pie***
"I'll see you guys tonight, in the "No Fucking Section," right?"
~Stifler
26. Pulp Fiction**
"The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you."
~Captian Koons
27. Go**
"Wow, I didn't know we'd become such good friends, because if we had, you'd know that I give head before I give favors and I don't even give my best friends head so your chances of getting a favor are pretty slim."
~Todd
28. The Mexican**
"When do you get to the the point where enough is enough?... Never."
~Sam and Jerry
29. Shrek**
"I just know, before this is over, I'm gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. Look at my eye twitchin'."
~Donkey
30. How The Grinch Stole Christmas**
"The nerve of those Whos! Inviting me down there--and on such short notice! Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn't allow it. Four o'clock, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one. 5:30, jazzercize. 6:30, dinner with me. I can't cancel that again! 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing; I'm booked! Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9 I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear?!"
~The Grinch
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