"Some great news to celebrate...Adrienne is now officially engaged to Jeremy Camp! That's right...love is in the air at the Gate Camp! WOO HOO!"
please don't sue me, sir
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| This is an email that I received on April 13, 2003 from The Benjamin Gate. Needless to say, I was crushed. "Some great news to celebrate...Adrienne is now officially engaged to Jeremy Camp! That's right...love is in the air at the Gate Camp! WOO HOO!" |
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| Now for those of you who don't know Jeremy Camp, it is reported that he may be a Nazi. Also, at least one eye witness says that he punches kittens in the throat. | ||||||||||||||
| More horrible news! It seems that with her new marriage, The Benjamin Gate will be breaking up...UUGGHHH!!! Why does she want to do this to me?! | ||||||||||||||
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| the remarks about Mr. Camp are satire... please don't sue me, sir |
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