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~Hells Yeah!!! Two Down (Succesfully, too!) 2 more to go!! It's nap time before my night of drunken debauchery!!!!

~am i going to cry over other boobies being the othe white meat? no, because I got all the white (among other colors) meat I need....DICK!

~I'm in bed and yes, i meet kevin from the real world tonight and he signed cathy's big box of cheddar dolphins (gotta love the ol school away messages!)

~3 Sex on the Beaches
1 Orange drink thingy w/ vodka
5 Beers in a can
1 Priceless Memorable Night
1 Super Fun Hang-over!

~Seeing Spanish Midget Blind Dating Show is quite possible the funniest thing I have ever seen!!! I'm out drunk as shit.

~Everybody here loves Alpha, Alpha. Everybody here loves Alpha Phi! Yea Recruitment!

~"Marilyn's still happening," says Hart, who feels she knows exactly what the public wants. It's apparently Chambers.
"Marilyn's comeback will definitely fill a void," Hart says.
---I love you Cathy and ladies of N-Rop!

~I believe that GameCube and X Box are taking our men away ladies. We must resort to lace nighties and bad school girls. I can't find a cube bra or a man to play with my x box!!! :-!

~I am either studying or sleeping for my last final. The house is emty, so I am rather goofy!!!!!

~in response to amandachicka and bratface626's away messages, here are the reasons my while my life is great:
1) I might be doing bad in my classes, but I'll be able to pull it off
2) Ben is the hottest guy and he might just like me---at least I know he gives great backrubs
3) because i have a-phis as friends and amanda as a roommate
4) some how being lazy and a slob is working out for me
5) Longhorns Rule!
6) did i say i was dating a former and will be again as soon as he keeps working out more, model.
7) the weather is beautiful! and so are you %n
8)cigerettes
9) boys
10) Ewan McGregor nights with Meg!
11) spring vacation with Cathy to London where I might get to see David!
and Number 12----everthing is just working out though it seems like it shouldn't be!!!!!!

~"It's a simple equation folks, Hookers times Loneliness divided by Organ Grinders equals Monkey Hearts. New Monkey Heart plus Hooker equals Hooker Monkies! ---Dude, What the Fuck!"

~I'm study/taking my Geography Test. Here is what I have learned so far...
Why does Texas not fall into the Gulf Stream? Because OU SUCKS!!!
hehehehe

~After doing some introspective thinking, I realize that I would be alot better to this world if I was less attractive and somehow wiser about why I desire to make others happy. Inner-torment is a biotch.