Bumper Stickers 63

Some things that cost $5 to buy several years ago now costs $10 just to repair.

Location: Somewhere between Half Crazy and Half Sane. That's just outside Give A Shit.

Don't trust reality. After all, it's only a collective hunch.

Life is too short to run with anything less than 500 MHz.

I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

I have a computer & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?

I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.

Change never hurt anyone...except when it was thrown from the
Empire State Building.

Did you ever notice: If you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together
it spells "Theirs"?

The Romans didn't find algebra very challenging, because X was
always 10.

Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

No plan survives contact with reality.

Willpower: The ability to eat only one salted peanut.

Experience: A comb life gives you after you lose your hair.

Vacation: A time when parents realize that teachers aren't
paid enough.

I'm convinced that in a past life I was somebody named
Occupant, and they're still forwarding my mail.

Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.

I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path.

I am a nutritional overachiever.

I came, I saw, I had no idea what the heck was going
on, I Left.

I'll never forget the 1st time I ran Windows, but
I'm trying ...

In a world without walls and fences, who needs Windows and Gates?

I have an open mind - it's just closed for repairs.

Some day my ship will come in, but with my luck, I'll be at the
airport.

Seek Revenge! Live long enough to be a problem to your children.