Midge

Midge: begins with an 'M' and she is many 'Ms'.
Mad, Machiavellian, Madam, Maniac,
Magnanimous, Magnetic, Magnificent,
Manipulator, Marauding, Maverick, Meddler,
Megalomaniac, Memorable, Mercurial, Monster.

All those characteristics in one little ferret
makes for a feisty little lady and that's my
girl! When I went to get this little kit from the
shelter at the end of last summer, she
absolutely exhausted herself performing so
many different antics to attract my attention,
after I had chosen Oliver, that we just had to
bring her too. Once the decision was made
and she was out of the pen and in my hands,
she went to sleep and didn't wake up for
three hours!!! Even for the photograph (right)
she did not as much as open her eyes. She
was like a little dead thing, but I don't think I
have ever seen her asleep since LOL

With apologies to Shania Twain

Let's go girls

I'm out ma cage tonight - I'm feelin' alright
Gonna let it all hang ou-ou-ou-out
Wanna make some noise, raisins are my choice
Yeah I wanno race abou-ou-ou out

(Dook dook da dook da dook dook)

No inhibitions, I'm in condition,
Just a little out-a li-i-i-ine
I ain't gonna act, polite or correct,
I only wanna have a good ti-i-i-ime

The best thing about bein' a wuzzle
Is the perogative to have a little fun and....

Dook dook dook.....go totally crazy, forget I'm a lady
Dive in his shirt, run up her skirt....do dook dook dook
Really go wild yeah...dookin' it in style
Get in the action, central attraction
Swing in their hair, pee on the chair,
Do dook dook dook,wanna be free yeah to feel the way I feel
Man, I feel like a wuzzle

This girl needs a break, tonight I'm gonna make
a devastation tra-ai-a-ail,
I don't need romance, i wanna war-dance
Can you see my bottle-brush tail

The best thing about being a wuzzle,
Is the perogative to have a little fun and

Dook dook dook....go totally crazy, forget I'm a lady
Dive in his shirt, run up her skirt...do dook dook dook
Really go wild yeah dookin' it in style
Get in the action, central attraction
Poop on the mat, torment the cat
Do dook dook dook, wanna be free yeah to feel the way I feel
Man, I feel like a wuzzle

By Lel