| The Constant Trials of the Fanfic Writer! By: Fanfic Writer and Webmistress Pikagirl Scene: It is morning Pikagirl awakens. Pikagirl: *Yawn* * Wipes sand from eyes* * Dresses* No one is on the computer so Pikagirl quickly rushes to get there, but Dragongirl (Pikagirl�s sister) beats her. Dragongirl: My computer! Naah! * Sticks tongue out* Pikagirl: *Sniff, sniff* I�ll show you! * Takes out clipboard and paper* Pikagirl: Hey where�s my pencil? Waah! Pencil where are you? Pikagirl finds a very sharp and long pencil. Pikagirl: Pencil! Dearest pencil!! * Smooch* Arcainboy (Pikagirl�s brother): Eww! Gross! *Pikagirl starts to use pencil but it breaks* Pikagirl: NO PENCIL! Please hang on! *Pikagirl starts giving the pencil CPR* Arcainboy: I'm sure she's adopted... Pikagirl: LIVE!! *Pikagirl checks pencil's heart rate* Heart rate: BEEEEEEEEPPPP! Pikagirl: NO! Minutes later... Pikagirl: We will remember you pencil! *Claps hands two times while she finishes bearying the pencil* *Suddenly a pen appears at Pikagirl's feet* Pikagirl: Pen? Pikagirl: Yay! Pen! Bye Pencil! La, la, la, la, la! Seconds later... Pikagirl: I just love my new pen! *Pen runs out of ink* Pikagirl: Please, no don't give up! NO! Narrator: Someone upstairs has it in for you...-_- Pikagirl: Well, I always have a back-up! *Pulls out new pen* Narrator: Why didn't you do that with the pencil? Pikagirl: I would've ruined the plot...^_^ *Narrator falls backwards* Minutes later (again)... Pikagirl: There! Now what should happen next? Hmm, hmm...Oh no! It can't be possible! I...got...WRITER'S BLOCK!! Narrator: Are you sure it's not a mental block? Pikagirl: SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO BE DRAMATIC!! Pikagirl: Does she kiss him or not? When does the villain come in! Help!!! Hours later... Pikagirl: It's finished...my work of art! *Types on computer than brings in Arcainboy and Dragongirl* *Reads story* Pikagirl: So whatcha think? Dragongirl: Okay... Arcainboy: Cool... Pikagirl: OKAY!? COOL!? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT I WENT THROUGH FOR THIS!? (-_-)# Arcainboy: I do, but I'll have to have therapy again... Dragongirl: Nope... Pikagirl: Just shoot me...(-_-)# The End!! (^_^)V Pikagirl: What's so happy about it? |