| 25 | Date: 2000-11-21 03:40:46 kerrin ([email protected] / no homepage) wrote: hey kids. i've been nekkid, just thought u might like to know.. oh, and some1 email me.. i'm a loser. no1 emails me! i cry! | |
| 24 | Date: 2000-11-21 03:34:30 Everyone's Master ([email protected] / no homepage) wrote: Jarrod's bum is mine, Charlie. | |
| 23 | Date: 2000-11-21 04:01:38 charlie ([email protected] / http://www.nupur.musicpage.com) wrote: corrin is awesome because 1) she has PERFECT lips, i just wanna steal em. well, maybe not they are a girls lips 2) shes the only person that actually thinks im funny. woo hoo! 3) she writes me e-mails if we didnt get to talk that day 4) she always manages to make me think shes not interested but i go and find stuff like this guestbook and it makes me happy again 5) her hands are always warm 6) she cant stop moving even for a second 7) she makes fun of alabama with me 8) then she says stuff like charlie your the only person that makes alabama almost worth being on the face of the earth 9) she wears her shoe laces backwards 10) she tells me my lyrics are good when they really kinda suck 11) she tells everyone my bum is nice but its not, you can feel for yourself well i could go on forever but corrin just got online and im gonna talk to her | |
| 22 | Date: 2000-11-21 03:32:45 Your Master ([email protected] / no homepage) wrote: Come one, come all! Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages!... Something along those lines. Whoever said anyone was obsessed with Mr. Bolander? Not I, said the goose... Lis, you owe Willy a dollar! He signed my book!!! Hey what's this with being madly in love with me? ...maybe you were right Lis. I still think it has to do with the fact that the last time he saw me I was half naked though. Yeah, not nekkid. I was behaving. You are aware that naked and nekkid mean two different things, right? Naked is being without clothing. Nekkid is when you are naked and UP to something... I've never been nekkid. Have you? Anyone? Somebody!??! And I changed the name of my guestbook just for you Lis. Formerly known as the "Guestbook o' Suck", it is now the "Sooper Dooper Guestbook of Champions". Woohoo! And I will post the poem Lis wrote sooner or later. I asked her to send me something and well looky here she did. Lis lives in Florida haha. At least her city has a normal name unlike some silly boy (Who signed my guestbook finally!) Lis, why are you gonna be nice to Willy? It takes all the fun out of... everything. Even eating chocolate would be boring. Seeing a good movie would be no fun. I would start to dislike sleep. Pleasepleaseplease we need to make fun of him (he's a good sport, right?) I'm sick. My head is throbbing, my throat hurts, and my nose is misbehaving. It really sucks. But I will stop complaining now, that is no fun. I have a picture of Jarrod from when he was a really little guy. I wanna do a "birthday shoutout" for him. His birthday is in the summer but if I can scrounge up more pictures of him then man I can do a "6 Month Early Birthday Shoutout For Jarrod Burris" Hey I think I might do one for Charlie too but I'll need to do it before he moves back to Pace... Mwahaha. Later people | |
| 21 | Date: 2000-11-21 03:22:51 charlie ([email protected] / http://www.nupur.musicpage.com) wrote: jarrod does have a nice bum. and i like his bum because 1)its adorably flat 2) its just sooooo tiny 3) it smells nice....i mean for a bum bum 4) it always snuggles nicely in the seat of his pants ok, sorry you had to read that. i was joking for you people who might ACTUALLY take me seriously. catch you later. | |
| 20 | Date: 2000-11-21 00:38:03 saraagain (no email / no homepage) wrote: and i meant the n i n t h of december.. pardon | |
| 19 | Date: 2000-11-21 00:24:07 sara (no email / no homepage) wrote: whats with the obsession with william christopher bolander? hes not cute if you guys didnt know- but i went on a "date" with him to po folks and it was quite nice. he wouldnt let mee pay for my food- so we call it a date.. or what not. anways-- i m n o t s u r e w h y y a l l a r e w i l l y c r a z y-- buts its okay i suppose. and anyways-- got to go. hafta do all that rockin and rollin and what not sara and yes the keyboard player of Agnostia is my boyfriend. and WHY YES! they DO have a show on the first of december..... but im sure willy has told you alll about it... | |
| 18 | Date: 2000-11-20 19:43:54 Willy ([email protected] / http://www.agnostia.com) wrote: Hello... I finally made it here... I have to confess, I'm madly in love with Jessi.. I feel better now.. --Willy Bolander | |
| 17 | Date: 2000-11-20 07:20:46 Not so (no email / no homepage) wrote: I read a story tonite. Went like this: Hey Kiddo: Thanks for visiting my site and signing my guestbook. Come again soon! --Willy ps..if you wrote something stupid you're be seeing me sooner than you expect! Watch your back! It's a story because I write stupid things in that guestbook all the time, and do I see Willy? No. An emphatic no. Angel, I think you can safely assume that the elusive Willy Bolander will never sign your guestbook. Just in case it happens though, I have a dollar and a stamped enevelope (minus the all important address) because I highly doubt this fictious Willy person you speak of exists. Silly girl! Muahhhahaha...and on to world domination! | |
| 16 | Date: 2000-11-20 07:05:46 The AKA girl ([email protected] / http://www.visitme.com) wrote: What is it with me and oceans? One would think I live somewhere creepy, like FL. Lots of sand, right? I think my New Years's resolution should be (shhh, I'm planning ahead)to get my cat to stop sleeping on the mousepad and also to not be mean to Willy. Both noble endeavors, I'm sure. Yeah right. Why don't we just say Charlie and Jarrod are both "fox"es and leave it at that. Who cares? I worry about you sometimes...isn't this affection rather unbalanced? Okay, just ignore my psycho babble. *cough* Ahem. I think not. Guys in tights, and green tights at that. Really. Besides, wasn't Peter Pan always played by some chick named Mary? Were in FL are we gonna find green tights, in the middle of winter, for a guy? Wal-mart? But maybe Victoria Seceret has a "Gorgeous Grinch" section this year... I KNOW I can pull off the wicked angel...my question is: can YOU pull off the good angel? My thoughts. Exactly. | |
| 15 | Date: 2000-11-20 02:31:43 Girl Who Lusts After Sleep ([email protected] / no homepage) wrote: Whoo boy I am very tired. Anyway. Jen there is nothing wrong with green tights... come on... I know you can do it! Or ok well sure but it was a funny thought... We can get Jarrod Burris to be Peter Pan maybe! He's usually a good sport, he might agree to wear green tights to a show. If I were Tink it would work, but I can let someone else borrow my wings... Ok how about Lis be the Wicked Angel and I can be a Good Angel and... I dunno something. I'm getting a nice collection of wings at my house, the Halloween before this last one I was a butterfly and yeah I still have the wings! Maybe I can just wear butterfly wings to the show. If we all dress up there needs to be some sort of underlying theme... It wouldn't work otherwise. So think, think, think! I know we can come up with something worthy of our efforts... And have fun doing it as well. haha Charlie grabbed Corrin's boo... *cough* hand. I was there I saw it happen. Hahahahahahahhaha. No really though. Charlie is a cool kid. He used to be afraid of me, seriously. Jarrod was too. Mwahaha. Oh, wait, I don't want to be scary. *cry* I really want Sammy to get online or something. I wanna talk to him. Why? Why not. I LIKE him! (editors note: the word 'like' in the previous sentence is meant to be said with much vigor (yes, vigor, not vinegar) and with a joyful tone of voice) You know what? Florida grows cotton as well. There's a cotton field right across the street from Pace High School!!! Although every now and then it's a peanut field, you know, plant rotation and whatnot. Bye bye. | |
| 14 | Date: 2000-11-19 23:12:15 kerrin ([email protected] / no homepage) wrote: 11) He wore Jessica's sweater last nite. 12) the sweater he wore smells good now (it stank before) 13)he made a webpage for me 14) he grabbed my... hand.. yes. my hand. thats it. no i didnt say my boob u dumb freak! 15)he looked at my permit 16)he felt my hair 17) he patted my belly when i said i was fat 18) he drinks soda like a boy (yick. all that backwash.. wait.. i mean yum.) 19)we quasi wrestled on jarrods bed.. haha 20)he tells us that jarrod is sexy 21) he tells people that im sexy 22)he tells people that jessi is scary (and boy, lemme tell ya, she is!!) 23)he used to play trumpet in middle skool! 24) he dated, the now, skool slut (a looooooooooong time ago. before she had all those nasty std's and warts of sorts) well kids i'll continue this later. i must be on my way now. later! and admit it, charlie is hot. | |
| 13 | Date: 2000-11-19 19:11:14 Please don't step on her! ([email protected] / no homepage) wrote: AL is only good for one thing.......COTTON! Cotton is important, because without cotton, you could very well be naked. Then you'd have to move to Californication nation. What's all this bum about ? | |
| 12 | Date: 2000-11-19 18:18:41 jen ([email protected] / http://www.geocities.com/xnothingtodox) wrote: this is not fair... green tights.... come on! i think i'll be a rebel... and.. and... not be peter pan.... gosh green tights... man thats a turn on! hahaha hey but i can fly... wait... | |
| 11 | Date: 2000-11-19 06:33:26 kerrin ([email protected] / no homepage) wrote: hehe yes indeed charlie is cute but not only because he writes songs. charlie is cute for the following reasons: 1)he writes songs (about me.. mwahahahah! i bet all u other ladies out there are jealous!!) 2) he lives in alabama (alabama sux, but alabama is cute coz he lives there) 3) he sticks his crotch out when he says hey and when he's just standing there. (jarrod and i mock him for this. jarrod has a nice bum for several reasons. but we wont go into that at this time) 4)he likes me!! (heehee) 5) i like him (heehee x2) 6)he has really shiny hair 7) he plays bass 8) he's in a band 9) he too has a nice bum (oh, NOW all u ladies are REALLY jealous of me!) 10) he holds my hand gotta go more reasons later | |
| 10 | Date: 2000-11-19 06:10:03 Girl Wonder, also know as Captain Hook ([email protected] / http://www.okayigiveup.com/yoursplaceisbetter/newandkewl.html) wrote: I admit it. Your guestbook IS better. But only because you have a message at the top that allows you to edit it at will. No message for poor Lis. Punk. You win. What is this nonsense you speak of? I think I shall refrain from touching or even looking at Jarrod Burris and his bum/gluteus maximus/butt/thing he sits on. I have no death wishes and have a healthy fear of provoking his girlfriend to unnessecary wrath. Besides, I think the eyes are the most striking asset most guys own. Simply more exciting and captivating to my attention than something that they sit on. I also heard his girlfriend is... Better listen to God! Look out for guys with hot pink mohawks. I HAVE AN IDEA! I can be a pirate, and you can be Tink and Jen can be Peter Pan. Because, you have wings (by the way, need a wand?)...well so do I, mine are better, because they were cheap and have fluttering silver ribbons...well, to the point, I have the ravishing white pirate lady shirt...with ruffles in the right places. It can be modest. If I wear an undershirt, ya know. And the Black Pants. All's I need now is a sword, eyepatch, and boots. Also, I'm sadly lacking a clumsy boatswain. ARRR! ::Looking about for deliquient faires:: Jen thinks I should be the Wicked Angel, though. That means I can wear my spikes and make boys cry. Matters of the heart, I say. Why not sign your own guestbook? Only Thinkers and Lonely Drummers and the occasional Someone sign mine. Makes for lively and warm heart-to-hearts. That silly guy will never sign your guestbook. It's a doomed thought. If he does, I'll give him a dollar. Excuse my atrocious optimisom, but I think I'll KEEP that dollar ::manical laughter rings about the guestbook:: I like your turkey. Nice legs. | |
| 9 | Date: 2000-11-19 03:10:24 jen ([email protected] / http://www.geocities.com/xnothingtodox) wrote: hey good angel.... this is God here and i think you and lis need to be nice... wait no i'm peter pan now...ah... i don't have time for this... ha.. later... oh i like your new guest book jessi, and your site..... ok bye | |
| 8 | Date: 2000-11-18 21:54:26 One Who Needs Something Amusing To Do Other Than Sign Her Own Guestbook ([email protected] / http://www.lisissilly.com/mybookiswaybetter/sogetoverit.html) wrote: Ok Lis you wanna fight? Let's get this guestbook deal over with. MINE is better! Ok so what if that boy that lives in a town with a funny name signs your book? He'll sign mine, one day, and it'll be better than anything you ever knew! So there! This here 'lone drummer' is a real guy though, or something, I think. It's quite interesting. Of course I eat simplicity for breakfast, are you MAD? How can you imagine that I don't?! That and fried socks... Mmm... Jarrod Burris has a bum, being a butt, being a thing you sit on every time you sit, which is a gluteus maximus, and can also be referred to as a rump. It's fun, you should try grabbing it sometime! He doesn't seem to enjoy it too much though, and I don't think his girlfriend appreciates it... Wait maybe she doesn't know. Yay! Monday is a bad day, Monday I go back to school, and remember Lis I do go to school. Unlike you homeschooled nerds... *looks contemptuously in your direction* That's a good idea, eskimo angels. but that would require me to go out and buy new clothing and I don't want to do that! Unless someone I know happens to have eskimo angel clothing, I am out of luck. Maybe we could be something else... say, pirates. Pirates are fun. Everyone likes 'em! And we could go around saying "Arrrrr!" at everyone, and no one would think badly of us 'cause hey, we're pirates. Oh and the eyepatches too. Can't forget those. But if you think two of the same thing would get confusing, you can be a Tinkerbell and I can be a pirate and Jen can be Peter Pan, and I can find someone to be Captain Hook... And in between bands we can do some "between band entertainment" and put on our own play of Peter Pan or something. Well it was a thought. Hey I need to go to work! Whoa! I'll write more later, or something.... Get that funny kid, Wil--umm... I mean that guy who lives in the town with the funny name, to sign my book. yeah. | |
| 7 | Date: 2000-11-18 20:29:34 The Animated Orphan ([email protected] / http://www.angelscanbemistaken.com/lishasa/rockinguestbook/better.html) wrote: NO! Lis has a better questbook because: 1) People that love Lis go there. at least, that is the dumb excuse they give me. 2) A drummer signed it, fictous or not. I actually don't believe this so-called drummer is real. 3) The guy that chas...I mean, sees Angels (half-naked or not) signs it. Because he's bored and lives in a boring town with a stupid name. 4) More reasons, but I forgot 'em. These ones are lame, enough. Simplicity is simply fabulous. You should eat some for breakfast. Jarrod Burris has a bum? You GOT the project done? Wow! Lis is simple amazed. Your teacher must be as confused as the rest of the popular majority at your school. She sounds simply fantastic for giving FULL credit on Monday. Monday is a nice day. We can be eskimo angels. Wouldn't it be confusing if there were more than one angel? Perhaps I should just dress as a warm fairy. That or we can bring hot chocolate!! Jen has good ideas, so I'll trust her. She can just slap us if we get out of line. Besides, simply how much trouble can two sweet angelic girls get into? Plus, we (Jen and I) agree on one simply important thing...Wil...I mean Someone, is a DORK. That's it. Surveys...people e-mail me those simply horrid "pass this wish on to (lucky number of choice) people and your crush will like you in such-an-such days. What I never figured out was, what if I don't have a crush? Will someone else's crush like me? How wicked. I think those e-mails are insensitive. I could write an article on that. Drummers: they go barefoot because they have a foot/pedal fetish. This is simply scientific. Pace is only a pace away which is why everyone in Pace pace over to Pensacola so they won't get bored pacing all over a boring place like Pace. | |
| 6 | Date: 2000-11-18 19:11:12 Me ([email protected] / http://www.sammyisagreatguy.com/myguestbookisbetter/thanlis's.html) wrote: Sorry no auto response on this one.. I don't think. Maybe there is and I just don't know about it but I am pretty sure there is none. What makes you say more questions is better?? I LIKE my guesbtook! Simplicity is the word of the... day. I guess. I like to grab Jarrod Burris's bum. I GOT MY PROJECT DONE! Then guess what Lis??? My teacher decided it was due on Monday! I got about 4 hours of sleep because I worked on it for a long time Thursday evening. Then she tells us we can turn it in on Monday and get full credit. Also, those who did turn it in on time get no advantage over those who are turning it in on Monday. She said what we get is 'a chance to revise your project and make sure you have everything I asked for'. Oh, thank you! Because I was really looking forward to doing all that work the night before and then being able to REVISE it over the weekend! Grrr... I was talking to Jen today and she suggested that we (you, me, and her) all go to the December 1st show together, dressed up. Of course, I would be an angel... what else? She said you could be one too, and I told her to dress up as God to keep us in line. Can't get rowdy out there. Then again, I bet it's going to be pretty darn cold, maybe dressing in that outfit wouldn't be a good idea! According to Corrin, everything about Charlie is cute. The song writing is just an added bonus. Songs are great. Little kids ARE cute so THERE! Hahahah corrin. They are. Hey how can people NOT think angels are cute when they're half naked? C'mon people... Now that Thomas kid is really something else. He's number 1 in my book. Or rather number 0. You say "Number zero?! Oh dear me, that sounds awful!" But WAIT! There is a method to my madness. Ya know how you get those surveys and they're all up saying "Pink your favorite number!" and then you have to send the lame survey to that many people, blah blah. Well, if I made my favorite number zero then I don't have to send it to anyone! Therefore zero is a GOOD number and as my favorite number, it's the number as my favorite guy. Or something. If you are confused, don't worry. It made perfect sense in my head anyway and thats all I care about. Whew I'm tired of typing now. Long and pointless... Someone make a lengthy comment on this. please? I love you. Or something. I WILL. NOW, SLAVE! | |
| 5 | Date: 2000-11-17 05:46:05 Supra Miss Clean ([email protected] / http://www.geocities.com/lovinglis) wrote: But is Charlie cute only because he writes songs? I object. Bunnies are cute, Easter eggs are cute, Little Kids are cute, CandyLand is cute, Fluffy kitties are cute, Wi...I mean SOMEONE thinks Angels are cute. But Charlie, Charlie is... Hey, Angel, my guestbook is better because it has more questions! Nananahboo! Did you love iridium enough to get that project finished? | |
| 4 | Date: 2000-11-17 03:02:14 kerrin (no email / no homepage) wrote: jesus. all the time. makin something new. you better be glad u have friends like me, friends who care, friend who go the extra mile for u and sign a whole new guest book! kids today... *shakes head* ps. i live in the 50's... charlie is cute. he writes songs. | |
| 3 | Date: 2000-11-16 19:47:31 Extraordinary Ghost ([email protected] / http://www.geocities.com/lovinglis/index.html) wrote: Angel! But can you please kiss my feet? After all, you're making me have to write in a whole new guestbook. Maybe I won't like haunting this one as much? My question is,do I get a nifty automated repsonse from this one :ahem: like I do from someone else's? I love auto response. Hey, are you going to the show Dec. 1? Tell, tell. Ghost of the Guestbook | |
| 2 | Date: 2000-11-16 03:29:24 sammy ([email protected] / http://members.xoom.com/sammyislazy/index.html) wrote: hey there! i am signing your guestbook! :) you're the best. oh, me and mike are going to start our own political party. do you want to join? i think it would be pretty neat. yep...i can't think of anything to write. I'll write more when i think of some clever things to write! Bye bye *hug* | |
| 1 | Date: 2000-11-16 03:20:39 ME ([email protected] / http://angelfire.com/indie/vavoom) wrote: I had this incredibly long message for my other guestbook, and then when I entered it in and looked at it, it only showed a very small amount of the total message. I was upset. So I got this new book, which I know can hold a really long message and hey it'll even show the whole thing. Please sign this one... | |
