| 55 | Date: 2000-11-27 20:54:48 Cat Attack ([email protected] / no homepage) wrote: Kinda makes you wonder how much of this supposed movie was actually "seen"... Meowing during a movie is much fun, especially when the people in front of you actually say, "darn cat, how'd it get in here?!" ...anyway... I heard today about an article that says all who listen to "Christian" rock are going to Hell. So, how does it feel to be told you're going to Hell, you heathens? My thought was, if these people researched their article, then they've obviouisly heard this "Christian" rock music...so we must assume that according to their theory, they will be our Welcoming Committee to the Firey Pit. I could be wrong, they may never have tainted their ears with the likes of such evil music. That would mean their entire premise was biased and they didn't review any facts...therefore, why listen to their opinion? Poor guys, either way, they lose... Stop listening to that horrid music, folks! | |
| 54 | Date: 2000-11-27 04:59:48 Jessica the Wonder Angel ([email protected] / no homepage) wrote: "saw" a movie... *cough*... hehe | |
| 53 | Date: 2000-11-27 03:06:54 sara (no email / no homepage) wrote: whats all that about that band being on comp club records? hmm............. and my first actual date--- was with nik. and we saw a movie. and he was really hot. so it all went pretty good for a first date. | |
| 52 | Date: 2000-11-27 02:30:42 Crazy Fool ([email protected] / no homepage) wrote: I won't try ya on the first dates thing...as long as it's safe, lighted, and background tunes supplied by Billy Graham... | |
| 51 | Date: 2000-11-27 00:44:35 tired ([email protected] / no homepage) wrote: I'm *yawn* tired. Why do I get off work when Thomas goes to work? I think it's crazy. I'm listening to two thirty eight. Yupyup! Mr. Jarrod "Nice Bum" Burris just told me something which I thought I wanted to share. (Because I WANT to!): PxPx121: hey i want to grab your bum Ok ok I lied that isn't what he said. What he really said was: PxPx121 (6:41:26 PM): taken from you gets to release a cd on computerclub records. that's jake brown from 238s label. And hey I think that's pretty cool. I'm tired and am going to wal mart soon... buh bye | |
| 50 | Date: 2000-11-26 06:35:13 sick ([email protected] / no homepage) wrote: i'm sick. i lost my voice. :( and i got on too late to be able to talk to jessi. dang. first dates eh? mwahahaha *cough;choke;flem*....can flem be a verb or is it strictly a noun? | |
| 49 | Date: 2000-11-25 22:27:14 ... (no email / http://mulletsgalore.com) wrote: ... | |
| 48 | Date: 2000-11-25 05:47:43 Wanderer of the Earth ([email protected] / no homepage) wrote: First dates... haha... ha | |
| 47 | Date: 2000-11-25 00:54:38 kerrin (no email / no homepage) wrote: 1st date? 1st dates?!? u wanna hear about first dates!? try getting ditched on your first date so he can go see a movie with his friend... yeah... first dates... | |
| 46 | Date: 2000-11-24 23:20:25 The Super and Tired ([email protected] / no homepage) wrote: Angel...are you saying I actually provoke thought with my writing stuff?! That is quite humorous. I thought I was the only one who read that junnk...besides the gals in my church who are marvelously offended that I should write about modesty. Mean, inconsiderate Lis. Newspaper idea...grand. Only you, a half naked Angel, could pull it off (was that suggestive...? NO!) Boxers with take out boxes? I say, splendid. Then I won't have to make an extra trip to Wally World. Save time, save...but hey, do I get a choice of color and size? What, no mullet talk? There is as webpage for mullets somewhere, honest, I saw it! I'm prejudiced, biased, and ornery. I think mullets look stupid! So there. I'm glad you don't eat turkey. I think it's rather odd to eat a large, male bird. But don't ask about chicken Mcnuggets. I think they're soy, though, after all. My McDonalds cup told me that McD's is a great place for a first date. I think they are wrong. It's a horrible place for a first date. All that cheesy pop music, the smell of grease, messed up tables...romantic, indeed. Just a GOOD place to flirt with the hot chicos taking my order for nuggets and honey. | |
| 45 | Date: 2000-11-24 03:33:32 The One and Only Brian Carlton ([email protected] / http://hometown.aol.com/captanbone/myhomepage/profile.html) wrote: Hmm...guestbooks are cool. Jessica wanted me to say sign this thing and not say anything about butts. I'd just like to say that I have a sexy ass, and if you want to see it, just e-mail me and I'll be glad to. That is, if you're a woman. And not just a woman, you have to have to have been born a woman. No transvestites or anything like that. Anyway, Jessica and I were thinking about starting a restaurant in which we give boxers in addition to take out boxes to people. I think that would be a kickass idea. I would love to do that. Wouldn't you feel all warm inside if you left a restaurant with a pair of silky smooth boxers? I know I would. Anyway, those of you who do read this write down your opinion and ideas for it. That way Jessica and myself will know if there is a market for that in the Pensacola area. | |
| 44 | Date: 2000-11-23 23:39:21 Little Miss Entrepreneur ([email protected] / http://cranberryjelly.com/icantfindit/iwantsome/ohdearme.html) wrote: Alright kids I had a new idea recently. Well, maybe the idea was brought to me by others... But it is mine. The school newspaper at Pace High School is rather lacking. It is just about once every other month and while it has some articles of interest, many of them are poorly written or are for the most part uninteresting. Lis said to me as I finished up interviewing her that I ought to think about some sort of journalism. I'd never thought about that before but as I seem to enjoy doing that sort of thing, it got me thinking... At first I thought I could make a quasi-newspaper, going out every other week that would be affiliated with the school. However in a phone call with Corrin we thought of some things that would make that difficult and not self satisfying due to some of the school's policies. They already have a newspaper organization so it would be hard to convince them to let us create a new, while different, organization that does almost the same thing. I'd thought to make this an after-school deal, but even then we would need a supervisor and I don't want that. I wanted to use the school so we could use the copier machine, as making copies other ways costs money. Fund raisers can be done but a different school related organizations recently held doughnut sales, so no one wants to buy those. A car wash is out of the question. Anything else that is relatively easy won't come to mind. We decided the next best course of action would be to do this on our own time. Since we'll not be doing it through the school, if we were to make a paper and sell copies of it, we would need to buy supplies ourselves and who would want to buy it? I don't even know for sure what it would contain. Later on though I thought perhaps I could create a website based on this. Lis and Willy both write thought provoking articles for their own websites. If we could compile all of those into a newspaper format, with weekly issues, it would be grand. Corrin and I could go around town (once I turn 16 and can drive) and interview people. And even before that, we can do other stuff. Take polls while at school. Ask people at the mall stuff. We can do small articles on different subjects people bring up, comparing and contrasting ideas. I'm fresh out of enthusiasm people. If you think this idea is a piece of poop then by all means let me know. If you have any suggestions, comments, questions... I'll be grateful to hear and respond to them. If anyone else would like to be a part of this once I get it going (because I WILL get this going.. hopefully) then let me know that as well. I need all the help I can get, hopefully it's a good idea. Thanks. -Jessica | |
| 43 | Date: 2000-11-23 17:10:23 unseen (no email / no homepage) wrote: lets take this day to remember and give thanks to our ancestors who raped and pillaged the poor native americans... i mean savages... yes and even tho there were already people living here, we "discovered" america! isnt that great!? and even after we enslaved them and kidnapped their babies they still invited us over for a wonderful Thanksgiving Feast, which by the way, did not include turkey. | |
| 42 | Date: 2000-11-23 06:56:25 She Who Loves Cheap Whipped Cream ([email protected] / http://thomas.com/whereareyou/questionmark.html) wrote: Holy goodness I am tired. I worked for about 5 hours, from 5 until 10 or so. Then I had to close the store which took another hour. Then I had to go to Supa Wal Mart with my mom so we could buy groceries. It is now 12:33 and I am extremely tired. Plus, I was tired before this whole escapade. But I have whipped cream now and that's all that matters. Thomas, where art thou? Golly boy you're going to be gone all day tomorrow (or rather, today, as it is actually Thursday now) and I didn't get to talk to you. Ok sure we hung out earlier today but still, you can't even send me a quick email? *cries hysterically* I'm going to fall into a state of depression now and regress to alcoholism and drug abuse, all because you did not send me some sort of message to say bye. Ok well maybe I'm not that upset... after all, I have whipped cream! (you know, the cheap kind coffee shops use on top of your coffee... mm mm good) Willy I apologize for the abuse of your ex-mullet. While it lasted though I should say it was a rather amusing topic! Too bad you cut it off, now there is nothing to make fun of... nevertheless we will find something sooner or later. Are you going to the Denison Marrs show? If so I can find something then to tease you about. And what's up with the name you signed your last entry with? WillyFace? And here I am, thinking 'face' was some sort of insult... *sigh* Someone please explain. Angels do not, I repeat do NOT eat turkey. And why do you think that is? Perhaps if they do they lose their sexua... um... I mean angelic powers over men. Or perhaps it is because turkey might make then gain weight, so that they could not fly. Ponder this even: What if eating turkey made Angels mere mortals, less than what others are? But no, none of the above is correct. I must say the truth, the truth being: My moms turkeys always come out incredibly dry. There, the secret it out. Haha Corrin I think I will. I didn't get the pictures back yet because I had them make a cd as well, so that I could have the pictures on my computer and then use them for my website (as I don't have a scanner). And that takes two weeks. So... tomorrow will be two weeks. I'll pick them up this weekend though, and post the glorious pictures of mullets I got while at the Milton/Pace football game. (Which, sadly, Pace won... I hate football... (and yes I do attend Pace High School)) Hey Lis! I own a rock star. His name is Jarrod Thomas Joshua Michael Richard Ryan Burris Samuel Williams. You say "Huh?" I say "Yep." You say "Who is that?" I say "I have whipped cream. Don't mess with me." Oh dear me guess what else I have. I brought home from work with my mother. A few meatballs and 23 loaves of bread. Twenty-three loaves of bread. What!? What are we going to do with that? And 15 of them are wheat bread. Mm mm. Yeah yummy. I wish I could drive. Then I would go all over the place and say "Hey Corrin, want some bread?". Just go around and give it away. It's all in good fun, come on! It's BREAD! Hey if anyone just really wants some bread (and I think we have a big sackful of cookies too!) just stop by my house. 'Cause we have plenty. | |
| 41 | Date: 2000-11-23 04:43:47 kerrin (no email / no homepage) wrote: jessi i think u should start a mullet section on youre page.. did u ever get those pics from the milton game developed? | |
| 40 | Date: 2000-11-23 03:25:14 WillyFace (no email / no homepage) wrote: Alright... enough with the mullet talk... I cut it off ok? Everybody's hair grows! Mine just grows fast and I didn't have an oppurtunity to hack it off yet... argh.. --Willy | |
| 39 | Date: 2000-11-23 02:15:52 LIS, herself ([email protected] / no homepage) wrote: ::claps hands together vigorously:: Happy Turk...Thanksgivin' day tomorrow... I will be happilly sitting on my bum riding to Atlanta with my parentos and Punk, the brotha. Let's all have a moment of silence to mourn the future passing of my sanity...not that there is much left... Do Angels eat Turkey? Because the one on your front page does a nice little dance with his short stubbly legs... | |
| 38 | Date: 2000-11-22 05:45:59 Mr. number zero himself ([email protected] / http://members.xoom.com/sammyislazy/index.html) wrote: clap your hands if you believe in fairies or willies for that matter. peter pan makes peanut butter. he was also a she in the movie. kinda confusing for the youngins...anyway jessica is number 1 in my book, because if i got an e-mail survey, i would send it to my most favorite person. jessi! she is da bomb with emphasis on the d-a. i burned myself at work tonight. i thought it wasn't bad but i was wrong, it blistered. oh no, who am i writing to? i have no clue. i'm talking to this guestbook as if it was a person. estoy muy pupitre. vamos a tomar un refesco y los abuelos somos conquistadores. spanish is fun! i like chicken. i off to play my bass guit-fiddle; to the bat cave. | |
| 37 | Date: 2000-11-22 05:08:49 Unbeliever ([email protected] / no homepage) wrote: Hahahahaha...ahem. I think not. But perhaps I'll run into him one day and find out. No, I didn't say "run over"...I did not! Angel, wearing a halo to school is great. I wear mine around sometimes, you know, just because it's nice for people to see an angel, no matter how wicked...I think I've worn it to a few shows... Let's pray you make it to the show, before I stop believing in your exisitance, Ang. Wait, I guess he must be REAL...that or I am getting e-mails from his ghost, and I hope that isn't the case. It isn't half as fun to make fun of ghosts, because they aren't half there...NO! Mullets are nice, but not as nice as owning your very own Rock Star. | |
| 36 | Date: 2000-11-22 04:41:26 tomas ([email protected] / no homepage) wrote: hello kiddies...its cold, i'm hungry and i think i'm getting sick. but about this willy kid predicament. he is real. i saw him at a show. i talked to him. i must say he was sporting a bit of a baby mullet. i don't know most of you guestbook signers, but i do know that willy is a real boy....just like pinnochio(sp?). and if what i saw was only a mere spector, he is real in a santa claus-like spirit of christmas sort of way. except instead of jingle bells, its that one agnostia song were he screams "whore" really loud and then runs into the bass player or the wall or something. anywho...jessi is a babe. yeehaa. i'm out. | |
| 35 | Date: 2000-11-22 03:34:23 Angel in Disguise ([email protected] / http://willy.com/hasamullet/hahahahahahaha.html) wrote: Well I found the Drama Queen as well, Lis, no more hiding! Willy is a real guy, I think. Look would I put this much effort into making someone up?! He has his own website! Is part of a band! HAS A BABY MULLET! Come one people he is real... Hmm Lis who were you thinking about throwing into the ocean? Someone you were on a date with perhaps..? Angels come from Heaven, they just reside in Pace. Angels like to walk around Ft. Walton half naked, and hitting people with their wings. have you ever worn a halo to school? I don't really know why but you seem to attract a lot of attention that way... I think I'll do it next Monday when school picks up again. Let's all hope I don't fail my math test coming Tuesday because then I won't be able to go to the Denison Marrs show and we all want Jessica to go, right? Right?! I need to meet this mysterious Lis person, and make sure that Willy kid is real... Are you people even going? You better! If you don't I will find you and drag you there. Mwahaha. *cough* Buhbye | |
| 34 | Date: 2000-11-22 00:37:06 unseen (no email / no homepage) wrote: some one once commented to me that when they saw willy it looked like he had the starts of a mullet. i wont mention any names, but thats what they said. so he must be real... | |
| 33 | Date: 2000-11-21 23:59:21 The Money Honey (no email / http://www.geocities.com/lovinglis/hahaha.html) wrote: What is this I see? | |
| 32 | Date: 2000-11-21 23:39:21 Ms Champion ([email protected] / no homepage) wrote: Okay. Just because you sign a guestbook doesn't make you real. Am I obligated to believe this theory? I have my own theory. I think it's all a scam! But then again, you can't cough up a dollar to a scam, now can you... NO. BUT, it would be funny, admit it! Ms. Fundraiser, you has got a good idea there! Do they come often? We could also use some donations to improve the morale of Jes...I mean, Angel's troops... I say, maybe a "Throw Someone in the Ocean Day"...eh? I think those girls at McD's are cute too... I mean, foxy ladies. But for specialness, you just can't beat a half naked Angel. I used to think angels came from Heaven, but now, I know the truth...they live 'round Pace. And no one better flirt with them either, they'll knock your socks off and give you a heat stroke...oh yeah... That sneak... Catwoman, are you still lonely? | |
| 31 | Date: 2000-11-21 22:15:13 willy ([email protected] / http://www.angelfire.com/punk/myopinion) wrote: hello I jus want everyone to know that I am real...and sara thinks I'm way cuter than she will ever actually admit! ha Thats why she gets jealous when I flirt with cute girls at McDonald's.... ahem... anyways... Keep up the good work talking about me, be careful...I'm monitoring everything now! --Willy | |
| 30 | Date: 2000-11-21 21:57:43 Ms Fundraiser ([email protected] / no homepage) wrote: Hey let's start a "Lis Owes Willy a Dollar" fund raiser. Any change would be greatly appreciated... | |
| 29 | Date: 2000-11-21 04:42:43 Lis ([email protected] / http://www.thanksjessi.com) wrote: I like it. Does message #18 REALLY mean I owe that kid a dollar? Because now I'll have to scrounge through my purse and the couch too, to find something like that. Then again, there's that counterfreig...I mean, dumb machine out back... Why not be nice to Wil...the kid in FL? Well, I guess you're right. Sleep deprivation is always a good reason. No moives and nasty chocolate? Horrid. Even if he does love Jes...I mean, a half naked (or nekkid)Angel. Told you so! ::evil chortle:: By the way, none of us are obsessed with a presumably fictious Mr. Bolander. I'm not allowed to say he's cute anyhow (is he?) Why, you ask? Because the only descriptive word in my vocabulary is FOX. I'm still under the opinion that this guy is not real. Everyone knows Jes...I mean, Angel...made him up for an excuse to get out of the insufferable furnace of Java Pit. Good one, Angel! By the way, is this make-belive guy a good sport, you say, eh? I always hated sports, you know. Odd gym teachers, funky tube socks, and whatnot. See, and I am right, as right as a little me could be. And I like the new title. How could you guestbook be anything BUTT or do I mean but, a Guestbook of Champions? It's because I come here every day. Anyone want to loan me a dollar? | |
| 28 | Date: 2000-11-21 04:30:25 I Want Jarrod's Rump ([email protected] / http://jarroddoestoohaveabutt.com/ilikeit/itisquitefun.html) wrote: Why does Jarrod deny the quality of his bum? "Once upon a time I saw a boy who was tall and lanky. We went bowling on New Years Eve with a mutual friend. All I remember about this evening was that this boy did not know what S&M was when some guy started to talk to us and someone mentioned it. "Later on we would talk now and then but the whole time I knew we weren't really friends. It was because I was 'scary'. "As the year progressed we began talking more and made more mutual friends, forcing us to hang out more often. Then one day out of the blue I decided to grab his rump. He did not like it but he accepts that I do it now. The end." The moral of the story? Never underestimate your butt-grabbing powers. You will win if you keep the Force. | |
| 27 | Date: 2000-11-21 04:09:20 jarrod "nice butt" burris ([email protected] / http://jarrodshouseofgreatrumps.mmmbop.com) wrote: hey there all you great people. it seems my butt is a topic on a regular basis here. well buckets of fun but the thing is...... i have no butt! it's like a board it is pretty much a part of my back. maybe when i'm around girls it tends to swell or something odd like that but last time i checked and believe me i check my bum out, i didn't have one. but as long as you people have something to talk about i guess i'll let choo chat away...BUT... don't get carried away on the grabbing. it might lose it's let's just say "niceness". until next kiddies take care. j-rod | |
| 26 | Date: 2000-11-21 03:53:30 sammy (no email / http://members.xoom.com/sammyislazy/index.html) wrote: i'm....nevermind i have to go fight jessi. | |
