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| Today, I'm going talk about one of the four groups of people that piss me off the most. Vegans (by the way, the other three are Republicans, Jehovah's Witnesses and the Ku Klux Klan). Let me first say that I hold nothing but respect for vegetarians. Really. However, while vegetarians actually make a point, vegans are just being rediculous. For those of you that don't know what vegans are, they are people that not only refuse to eat animals, but they also refuse to eatanything that comes from animals. That includes milk, eggs, etc. Now, is that sick or what? Basically, vegans are the Jehovah's Witnesses of food. They refrain from doing things that are helpful to their bodies because of rediculous beliefs. You know one day they're going to need to realize that most of the animals that they refuse to eat anything from would not think twice about eating something of ours. Lola, Lo-lo-lo-la-Lola. Sorry, I'm listening to Lola by The Kinks right now. Anyway, back to my point. If a deer found a bowl of, say, breastmilk, it would gulp it right down. It wouldn't think, "I can't drink that! It's from a human!" Now part of the reason for that is that deer don't speak English. However, the rest is because they're smart and probably realize that it won't affect the woman that produced the milk in any way. Oh, hell, who I am I kidding? They just don't give a shit, and neither should we. Another thing I hate about vegans is PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals but Not Other People). PETA is an organization that harasses people who wear fur coats and the people around them. That's pretty much it. If they see a mother in a fur coat, they will tell her child that she's a murderer. How sick is that? Oh, well. What do you expect from the Jehovah's Witnesses of food? Do me/yourself a favor. Next time you see a vegan, punch them in the face. Then ask them if they are by any chance also a Jehovah's Witness. Back to the Gospel Back to Home |
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