Anyone that can turn a newpaper article about a shipwreck into a hit song is amazing in my book.
9. Rod Stewart
Southern accent, hot wife, wrote "Maggie May."
8. Elton John
He's a great singer, but not quite as good overall (not talking about homosexuality).
7. Mark Knopfler
That's right. During the hiatus of Dire Straits, he put out some great solo stuff.
6. Don Henley
This boy of summer has written a lot of great solo songs, although I liked him better with the Eagles.
5. John Lennon
"So this is Christmas..." Great guy. It's a shame his wife shot him. (JK)
4. Ozzy Osbourne
Much better solo, than with Black Sabbath.
3. Bruce Springsteen
This tramp was born to run and often reminisces about the glory days, but never forget his famous piece of advice, "You can't start a fire without a spark." That's a good tip for all you budding arsonists.
2. Bob Dylan
"How does it feel?" Actually, it feels pretty good Bob.
1. Billy Joel
"Come out Virginia, don't let me wait. You Catholic girls start much too late." That's right, "only the good die young." That's why this badass is still alive.
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