-So if you're supposed to make a drink out of whatever life gives you, then should I be drinking a bullshit shake every evening with dinner?
"The shit's gonna hit the fan."
-This does not make any fucking sense, whatsoever. What fan? Which shit? There's so much of it, including this phrase.
"I am rubber, you are glue. Whatever you say bounces of me and sticks to you."
-Besides that fact that this is one of the most childish attempts at an analogy I've ever heard, it doesn't make sense. Things don't bounce off rubber, dipshits. Rubber bounces of things. And things don't stick to glue; glue sticks to things.,
"Treat others the way you want to be treated."
-If anyone actually values this phrase, then why the hell are we invading other countries?
More to come at another time.
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