A: Because I feel like it.
Q: You suck!
A: I don't care.
Q: How do I contact you?
A: If you're so stupid that you have to ask that, I don't want you contacting me.
Q: Why would you practice a virtually dead religion?
A: Because it's a cool religion, and polytheism makes a lot more sense than monothesism.
Q: Why Leif Eriksson?
A: I haven't made it clear that I love Vikings?
Q: Why does this site look like a piece of crap.
A: Because it's hosted by Geocites, and I'm not good at web design.
Q: Are you some kind of computer nerd?
A: Take a look at the design of this website. Then ask yourself if you really think that's a good question.
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