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Now, let's talk about Microsoft. While, Apple is a bunch of dumbasses, Microsoft is a bunch of fascists. They create and sell programs that try to make decistions for you. I'm 100% serious. Microsoft Word constantly makes changes to your text without asking and it's incredibly annoying. And it's not just the programs; it's PCs in general. Every day, when I turn my computer on, I get messages telling me about some bullshit updates that I need to install. Most of it ends up doing nothing. I'm tired of it. Then there's their browser, Internet Explorer. It's a piece of shit, although it's better than AOL and Opera combined. Internet Explorer tries to make decisions for you too. The best browser in existence is Mozilla Firefox, and I'll get to that later.
Microsoft's other products are the X Box and the X Box 360. When the X Box first came out, it sucked immensely. The only reason anyone ever bought it was so that they could play Halo, which was a pretty good game. In fact, for a long time, it was Microsoft X Box's only good game that you couldn't get on another console. Halo 2 came out. That was even better, and X Box now had two reasons to be bought. Finally, Microsoft came out with the X Box 360, a fairly decent system. I must say that I do have to applaud Microsoft for that. Halo 3 came out recently, but Microsoft actually has other good games besides that now (although you can still get most of them for PS2, PS3, or the PC). Okay, no more praise for Microsoft. I hate them. There stupid feud with Apple is so annoying. Why can't Bill Gates and Steve Jobs, just come out of the closet, get married, and end the whole thing. We'll never know.
Finally, the moment everyone has been waiting for...Mozilla. Mozilla kicks so much ass, it might even be able to beat Chuck Norris (if he was only using his hands that is). First of all, they have the best browser ever, Firefox. I think the below image adequately displays Firefox's kickassery.
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