With a Large Helping of Opinions on the Side
From the midnight sun, where the hots springs blow
The hammer of the gods
Will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, sing and cry,
Valhalla, I am coming.
On we sweep with, threshing oar
Our only goal will be the western shore
We come from the land of the ice and snow
From the midnight sun, where the hot springs blow
How soft your fields so green,
Can whisper tales of gore,
Of how we calmed the tides of war.
We are your overlords.
On we sweep with, threshing oar
Our only goal will be the western shore
So now you'd better stop,
And rebuild all your ruins,
For peace and trust can win the day,
Despite of all your losing."
If you thought, "Hey, that sounds a lot like Led Zeppelin's Immigrant Song!", I have good news: You're right, and you earned bonus points at life.
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Religions Worth Mentioning
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