When my children received the video of Cinderella as a summer gift, they watched it almost nonstop for three days. Since it was warm outside, we kept the windows open. Our neighbors were having their roof reshingled by three burly men. As I went out to get the mail one afternoon, I heard a roofer singing, "...put it together and what do you get?" "From the other side of the house came a chorus of two more husky voices: "Bibbidi bobbidi, bibbidi bobbidi, bibbidi, bobbidi boo!"

3 Friends Posted by - Sylhet

Three friends who, after graduating from college, were meeting for the first time in years. They each had gone back to their native cities of Dhaka, Sylhet, and Chittagong. The man from Dhaka wanted to impress his two other friends with the medical expertise in Dhaka so he stated: "I know of a doctor in Dhaka who joined a severed arm with special glue." Not to be outdone, the friend from Sylhet said: "That's nothing. One of the doctors in Sylhet recently rejoined someone's head with a special ointment." "We have gone EVEN further," proclaimed the man from Chittagong. "One of my uncles was cut into two right around the navel. Our doctor immediately slaughtered a goat and joined its rear half to my uncle's upper half. So we have my uncle as well as two liters of milk everyday."

Definition of Marriage

How do most men define marriage?

An expensive way to get laundry done for free!


THE RESUME BLOOPERS

These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune Magazine: 1. I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience.
2. I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 computor and spreadsheet progroms.
3. Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year.
4. Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave.
5. Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial institutions.
6. Its best for employers that I not work with people.
7. Lets meet, so you can ooh and aah over my experience.
8. You will want me to be Head Honcho in no time.
9. I was working for my mom until she decided to move.
10. Failed bar exam with relatively high grades.
11. Marital status: single. Unmarried. Unengaged. Uninvolved. No Commitments.
12. I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse.
13. Personal interests: donating blood. Fourteen gallons so far.
14. Marital status: often. Children: various.
15. Reason for leaving last job: They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 a.m. every morning. Could not work under those conditions.
16. References: None. I've left a path of destruction behind me.

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