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\f0\fs24 \cf0 a> run "The_Runner_and_Flash_Show.exe"\
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Runner: Hewwo! I am Runner. Wight now we are in peril!\
The BHZ Fowum has been hacked, or infected with a virus or worse!?!\
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\cf0 Flash: So we two have decided to call in an expert! Strong Bad. We have sent him an email about this. Let's hope he answers it out of his countless emails.\
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\f0 \cf0 a> Ok you guys! Today, I will only answer someone who needs an expert on somethin. Me. But since I have countless-es emails, I didn't know how to sort them out! But then, I had an idea on how to get them sorted into every category that exists!
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a> run "daprogramiwasjusttalkinabout.youknowit"
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\f0 \cf0 Category Spliter:\
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These are the emails you have:\
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Really Junk Ones: 1,000,000 emails\
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Really Cold Ones: 5 emails\
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Ones Seeking Assistance: 1 email\
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Ones That Have Improper Grammar: 1,000,001 emails
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\f0 \cf0 a>  run "Ones_Seeking_Assistance.exe"
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\f0 \cf0 a> Dear Strong Bad,\
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We are seeking an expert. More specific, you. Do you know of any hacker or a virus that could wipe out a partial part of a forum? And most of the member's? If you do, please tell us!\
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-Runner and Flash
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\f0 \cf0 a> Runner and Flash! Oh, man!\
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\f0 \cf0 a> Your show is awesome man! Sure I'll help you loose dudes. You've come to the right place, mans!
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\f0 \cf0 a> run "asearchengine.orelse.imeanit.exe"
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\f0 \cf0 a> Whoops.exe! \
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a> run "changerequest.rightnow!"
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\f0 \cf0 a> run "stoplongfilenames.exe"
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\f0 \cf0 a> Your wish is granted.
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\f0 \cf0 a> WHAT! What are you, some type of genie?!?!!? Nevermind.. back to da email...
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\f0 \cf0 a> run "runsearch.exe"
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\f0 \cf0 Search Engine:\
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Look For: Forum Viruses and Hackers
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\f0 \cf0 Your search results are: 1 webpage\
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\f0 \cf0 a> Ok... so what's da 1 webpag... WHAT!!!!
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\f0 Homsar's Hacking Group!????
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\f0 a> run "searchengineagain.exe"\
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\f0 \cf0 Search Engine:\
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Look For: Forum Viruses and Hackers besides Homsar
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\f0 Your search results is 1 webpage:\
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The Homsar Virus\
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\f0 \cf0 a> WHAT!!!!!!!!!! DA HOMSAR VIRUS????????
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\f0 *You have received an email from the Email Etiquette Group*
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\f0 a> Ah! It's about time they called me! I'm sure their about to give me the Email Etiquette Award.... what??
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\f0 a> Dear SB,\
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Just a few minutes ago, you were typing in caps. Do you know how many rules you were breaking??? Well, you were just breaking one. \
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-Email Etiquette President,\
Something Sozo
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\f0 \cf0 a> NO! I WASN'T TYPING IN CAPS!!! REALLY! IT MUST'VE BEEN YOUR IMAGINATION!!! I MEAN.... oops.
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\f0 \cf0 a> run "backintime.pleasework"\
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\f0 \cf0 *Congratulations. You have successfully traveled back in time. Have a nice deja vu day!*
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\f0 \cf0 Your search results is 1 webpage:\
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The Homsar Virus
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\f0 \cf0 a>What? Da Homsar Virus?!
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\f0 \cf0 a> Well, Runner and Flash, I guess this is your answer... it may not seem very good, but... I guess Homsar has hacked or virus'd your forum. Sorry. Ok... dats de end of da emails.... wait..
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\f0 \cf0 *You have received an email from the Email Etiquette Group*
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\f0 \cf0 a> Again? Oh, it must be them giving me de award!\
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a> Dear Strong Bad,\
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We are sorry, but you have broken a rule. You have used abbreviation for things. We are sorry, but you have not won.\
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-The Email Etiquette President Himself,
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\f0 \cf0 Something Sozo and Sozo
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\f0 \cf0 a> NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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\f0 \cf0 *You have received another email from the Email Etiquette Group*
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\f0 \cf0 *Slams his head on the keyboard*\
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\f1 \cf0 ____________________________________\
Hello, and welcome to the new variety show! Which is absolutely, totallity, ad-libbed! The "Flash and Runner Show"! With our two hosts.. "Flash and Runner"!\
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\f2 \cf0 Runner: Well, that was a great toon! Like I said, I\'d5m Runner.
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\f2 \cf0 Flash: And I\'d5m Flash. We host this real cool, ad-libbed variety show. And we have special guest stars on every show! So, it\'d5s time to bring the guest out, let\'d5s welcome our special guest... wait... Runner, you have the guest star, right?
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\f2 \cf0 Runner: No.
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\f2 \cf0 Flash: Doh! Not again! Ok, looks like we'll have to make a guest star from the audience...
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\f2 \cf0 Flash: Who wants to be on the show? Raise yer hand!
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\f2 \cf0 Runner: Whatever!\
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\cf3 YelloDello:	
\f3\fs22 \cf0 I do!
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\f2 \cf0 Flash: Ok!! Great!
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\f2 \cf0 Runner: What's youw name?
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YelloDello: 
\f3\fs22 \cf0 Yello Dello.\
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\f2 \cf0 Runner: Oh! Hello Dello!
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\f2 \cf0 Flash: So, what's one of yer special talents?
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\f3\fs22 \cf0 I can peck someone on the head!
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\f2 \cf0 Runner: *screams*
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\f2 \cf0 Flash: Ah!
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\f2 \cf0 Flash: \'c9Cool!
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\f2 \cf0 Flash: When was the last time you've done that?
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\f3\fs22 \cf0 A long time ago, in a really old toon.
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\f2 \cf0 Runner: Whew...
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\f2 \cf0 Flash: Any reason why you stopped?
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\f3\fs22 \cf0 It hurt my beak.
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\f2 \cf0 Flash: Ah.
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\f2 \cf0 Runner: Lets see... are you pwanning any future roles in toons?
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\f3\fs22 \cf0 I hope so.  
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\f2 \cf0 Flash: We've heard superstition of there being a YelloDello II!!\
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\f2 \cf0 Flash: We've also heard of you being on The Crocodile Hunter? True?\
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\cf3 YelloDello:	
\f3\fs22 \cf0 Yes, I'm the bird that narrowly escapes the jaws of the killler crocodile!\
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\f2 \cf0 Flash: Oh my! Wait, but you're a toon! You can't go into the real world without an animator's good word! \
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\cf3 YelloDello:	
\f3\fs22 \cf0 Can I have a good word, Mr. Animator....pleeeeze?\
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\f2 \cf0 Mr. Animator: Of course!\
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\f2 \cf0 Mr. Animator: Good word.\
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\cf3 YelloDello:	
\f3\fs22 \cf0 Yay, I can go in the real world now!\
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\f2 \cf0 Flash: Well, how about that!\
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\f2 \cf0 Runner: That was easy.\
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\f2 \cf0 Flash and Runner: Can I have I good word?\
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\f2 \cf0 Mr. Animator: Nope.\
 
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\f2 Flash: Argh!!\
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\f0 \cf0 a> run "sb_email.exe"\
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Dear Strong Bad,
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\f0 Homestar Runner Tron here. Have you seen my website?
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\f0 a> WHAT!! Yeah, of course I do.... doesn't everyone? ...except for Homsar... he's too dumb to operate a computer.... 
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\f0 \cf0 a> run "homsar_guide_to_internet.exe"
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\f2 \cf0 DuUuUuUh!!! First ya press on the looong keeey and then press Escaaaaaape....... err..... First ya press the SMAAALL keey and then Escaaaape..... *Flagrant Error comes up* *Homsar keeps on pressing keys. * *BOOOOM*
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\f0 \cf0 a> See what I mean Runner Tron? Well, that's my reply for dat... wait! Don't I have enough time for another email? \
Lemme see...
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\f0 \cf0 a> run "datime.please"
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\f0 \cf0 a> Yes!!! There's a few minutes left!\
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a>run "sb_email.exe"
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\f0 \cf0 a> Dear Strong Bad,\
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That last email was funny! \
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-YelloDello
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\f0 \cf0 a> Hello YD! Long time no see! You haven't been in the cartoons lately! Thanks for da complement! It must've been that Homsar thing. It seems to crack up people...
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\f0 a> Like the time I showed it to da Coach!\
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\f0 \cf0 a> run "czlaugh.longstuff.please.that_seems_to_make_you_do_stuff"
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\f2 \cf0 Coach Z: Heya Strong Bad! Soo, whatdya call me over foor?\
Not gumbo, I hoope!\
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SB: Naah. I just picked this up off Kazaa, and it's pretty awesome.\
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*Homsar talking in the background*\
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CZ: Hohohohaaaahaaahaahaaaaaaa... HOOHOOHOOHOO-
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\f0 \cf0 a> Yeah. I wonder why he was laughing 5that hard... Well, anyway, until next monday, have fundays with "Runner Tron's Website".
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\f0 \cf0 a> .......er, why isn't da paper commin' down? ....oh, I forgot!
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\f0 \cf0 *bzzzzt*
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\f0 \cf0 a> Ah! There it is!
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\f0 \cf0 a> run "curtain.exe"
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\f0 \cf0 a> run "punish_compy.exe"
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Flash: Well. Back to our special guest.\
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\f2 \cf0 Runner: Tell us, What would you do if you were near Strong Bad?\
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\cf3 YelloDello:	
\f3\fs22 \cf0 Peck him in the head?\
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\f3\fs22 \cf0 No, that would be bad, wouldn't it.
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\f2 \cf0 Flash: Ok, what's your next answer?
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\f3\fs22 \cf0 Um... give him some swiss cake rolls!
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\f2 \cf0 Runner: Ok!
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\f2 \cf0 Runner: Next question, what's your favorite thing that you got to do in "Search of the Yello Dello"?
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\f3\fs22 \cf0 Eat that slimy looking oyster thing.  Ewwww\'c9
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\f2 \cf0 Flash: YEEK! What was that stuff made out of anyway?
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\f2 \cf0 Flash: Ooh.
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\f2 \cf0 Runner: I'd wike some!!!
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\f2 \cf0 Runner: Where do I buy it?
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\f2 \cf0 Runner: Gweat!
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\f2 \cf0 *Runner runs to Bubs' Place*
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\f2 \cf0 Flash: Ok... lets cue to another toon while Runner is away!
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\f2 \cf0 *Title comes up- Yello Dello II*
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\f2 \cf0 Flash: WHAT THE HEY!?!??!
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\f2 \cf0 Flash: We don't have that, do we??
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\f2 \cf0 Flash: Dello, can you act in it?
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\f2 \cf0 Flash: Errr... ok....
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\f2 \cf0 Flash: Boy am I toast.... better get a Dello costume on...
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\f2 \cf0 *goes away*
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\f2 \cf0 Flash: Eeergh!!!
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\f2 \cf0 Flash: UMPHGH!\
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\f3\fs22 \cf0 Lol, Ok, ok\'c9
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\f2 \cf0 Flash*dressed in very bad dello costume*: I'm here!
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\f2 FlashDello: Oh you're back!
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\f2 *the toon starts*
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\f2 \cf0 Flash: Cummon Dello, lets get ready to perform!!
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\f2 \cf0 Flash: Don't worry.
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\f2 \cf0 Announcer: Hello. As you know, one day, It was Marzipan\'d5s birthday, and Homestar decided to use the Yello Dello for Marzipan's birthday present, but it failed. And, one ye\
ar later, as Marzipan's birthday is coming round again, Homestar is thinking the same question..
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\f2 \cf0 Homestar: Oh man.... I shoulda kept da buwd.... saved it for next yeaw...
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\f2 \cf0 Strong Sad: Hey Homestar, what's the matter?
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\f2 \cf0 Homestar: I just can't think of what to give Mawzipan this yeaw, last yeaw you know what I twied...
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\f2 Strong Sad*smiling*: Oh yeah! The Yello Dello! 
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\f2 \cf0 Homestar: But that didn't work... even after ouw hard work....
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\f2 \cf0 Strong Sad*still smiling*: Wait! I just got an idea!
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\f2 \cf0 Homestar: Stwong Sad, you suwe awe happy today!
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\f2 \cf0 Strong Sad*still smiling*: Yeah... odd huh? Cummon! Get Pom Pom, and follow me!
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\f2 \cf0 *Yello Dello Theme Song starts playing*\
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YelloDello II: The Quest for the Feather--
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\f2 \cf0 Homestar: Whoa... deja vuuu....
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\f2 \cf0 Announcer: And so, like before, they traveled many of miles, until they reached.... Strong Bad's basement?
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\f2 \cf0 Homestar: Stwong Sad??? Why awe you taking us heaw???? 
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\f2 \cf0 Strong Sad: It's all part of the plan!! You see, there's a short cut to the Yello Dello's basement through here!!!
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\f2 \cf0 Strong Sad: Whoops, not basement!
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Strong Sad*frowns a bit*: I meant to the Yello Dello Jungle! 
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\f3\fs22 \cf0 Ahhh...the secret tunnel!
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\f2 \cf0 Homestar: Lead da way Stwong Glad!\
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\f2 \cf0 Announcer: So, they went through the tunnel, and shortly after, reached Dello's Jungle!
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\f2 \cf0 Homestar: Ok, now tell us youw pwan!
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\f2 \cf0 Strong Sad*smiling*: Whoa! I'm noticeable! Well anyway, my plan is to pluck one of Dello's soft feathers, and give it to Marzipan for her birthday!
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\f2 \cf0 Homestar: ...Err... nice pwan!\
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\f2 \cf0 Strong Sad*smiling*: Hello Ms. Dello... could I please borrow one or two feathers from you?
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\f3\fs22 \cf0 Aaaccckk?
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\f2 \cf0 Strong Sad: Excuse me? Is some of that gooey stuff trapped in your throat?
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\f2 \cf0 Strong Sad: Pom Pom? Do you know Dellonese?
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\f2 \cf0 Pom Pom: *bubbles yes*
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\f2 \cf0 Pom Pom: Aaack oook eee eee eeeooooooooooo aack ack ack...
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\f3\fs22 \cf0 AAACK acck ee ahhk ak!
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\f2 \cf0 Pom Pom: Ooooo...
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\f2 \cf0 Pom Pom: *starts bubbling to Strong Sad*
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\f2 \cf0 Strong Sad: She said "Yes." Good! 
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\f2 \cf0 *pokes out two feathers*
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YelloDello:	
\f3\fs22 \cf0 AAAAKKKKK!
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\f3\fs22 \cf0 Oh...aaakkkk
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\f2 \cf0 Strong Sad: Here you go Homestar! *drops a feather down to Homestar*
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\f2 \cf0 Homestar: Thanks! But.. what's the other one fow?
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\f2 \cf0 Strong Sad: Oh, it's for me!
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\f2 \cf0 Strong Sad: It should keep me happy, now, gotta run, I need to change my name! 
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\f2 \cf0 Homestar: .....?
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\f2 \cf0 *at Marzipan's birthday party..*
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\f2 \cf0 Homestar: Here you go Marzipan, a Dello feathew!
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\f2 Marzipan: Thank you, Homestar! It's so soft!
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\f2 Homestar: Thanks for the present, Strong Glad!
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\f2 \cf0 *Strong Glad smiles*
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\f2 \cf0 The End...
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\f2 \cf0 Pom Pom: ACK ACK OOOOO!
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\cf3 YelloDello:	
\f3\fs22 \cf0 *Applause*  AWEXOME!
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\f2 \cf0 Flash: Thanks!
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\f2 \cf0 Flash: Ah, here comes Runner now... let\'d5s see how he loo... OH MY!
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\f2 \cf0 Runner*sprouting feathers*: Hey guys!  
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\f2 \cf0 Runner with feathers *sprouts a beak*: That's some good stuff! *Clucks*
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\f2 \cf0 Flash: UM, we'll be right back after these messages! Stay tooned!
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\f2 \cf0 Flash: DELLO! Think of something!
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\f2 \cf0 Flash: Ok! Err, umm, how about this?
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\f2 \cf0 *presses a random button*
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\f2 \cf0 Interrupter Jones: Hey you guys! Are you always being interrupted when you're doing something?
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\f2 \cf0 Flash: Why, ye-
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\f2 \cf0 Interrupter Jones: Well, then I got something for you!!
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\f2 \cf0 IJ: The IJ Interrupt-o-Vanish! 
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\f2 \cf0 Interrupter Jones: Just for $200.00, you will never be interrupted again!
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\f3\fs22 \cf0 Wow, cheap.\
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\f2 \cf0 Flash: Well, that soun-
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\f2 \cf0 IJ: Hey, and there's more!!
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\f2 \cf0 IJ: So be sure to buy it in less than those two short minutes!
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\f2 \cf0 IJ: I'm Jones, signing off!
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\f2 \cf0 Flash: Ok, we're back here at the show, it's been a great show, hope you've liked it!
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\f2 \cf0 Flash: So let's sing our closing number....
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\f3\fs22 \cf0 La la la la!\
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\f2 \cf0 Y.D and Flash and Runner: Homestar Runner is the greatest show, and now we're making it a Teee Veee shooow!!!
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\f2 It starts at 2- and ends at 3, hey where\'d5d we put the confetti?
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\f2 Doooo doo loodoo doo doo doo doo loo doo!
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\f2 The Runneeer- and Flaaaaaash- Shooooooowwwww.... \
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Strong Bad answers his emails- and at getting an award, does he fail! And Yello Dello was our guest star, the most yelloest delloest bird ya ever sar. Doooo doo loodoo doo doo doo doo loo doo!
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\f2 Doooo doo loodoo doo doo doo doo loo doo!
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We had some really cool toons, and had some really fun-a-roons! \
The Runneeer- and Flaaaaaash- Shooooooowwwww....\
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\f2 \cf0 Flash: See ya later!\
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Ad-libbing done by- YelloDello and Homestar Runner Tron\
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Runner, Flash, Homestar, Strong Sad, Strong Bad, Pom Pom, and Marzipan played by- HSRT\
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YelloDello- as herself\
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The Brothers Chaps, the people who made Homestar Runner, is in no way endorsed in this project. Me and YelloDello did this all for fun! All for fun and all for Yello Dello II!\
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