I'll verb your noun history style!

It all comes back to history in the end...


All right, here is the explanations for these...sheesh, everything on this blasted page needs and explanation, don't it? This is another crazy thing that my chums and I do to pass the time...mostly on the bus to bands trips and really late at night on AIM...but basically the gist of these are the basic format of I'll (verb) your (noun) and you fill in whatever you want depending on what kind they are. These happen to be history ones, but we've done math ones, and Star Wars ones, and a lot of others. Have fun and keep your mind in the gutter for them. It helps. :D


  • I'll load your musket

  • I'll fire your musket

  • I'll ramrod your gunpowder

  • I'll cede from your union

  • I'll emancipate your proclamation

  • I'll cross your Delaware

  • I'll defenistrate your Prague

  • I'll amend your constitution

  • I'll be your political bedfellow

  • I'll expand your territory

  • I'll tax your tea

  • I'll quarter your soldier

  • I'll go on your midnight ride

  • I'll dump tea in your harbour

  • I'll massacre your Boston

  • I'll veto your bill

  • I'll nominate your candidate

  • I'll king your cotton

  • Ill ratify your amendment

  • I'll amend your constitution

  • I'll inflate your economy

  • I'll fire your musket

  • I'll pass your seaman act

  • I'll introduce your intercouse act

  • I'll invade your territory

  • I'll annex your independent territory


These next ones are some pirate ones. Arrrr...

  • I'll shiver your timbers.

  • I'll discover your treasure.

  • I'll raise your mast.

  • I'll wear your colors.

  • I'll board your ship.

  • I'll rock your boat.

  • I'll fire your canon.

  • I'll swab your deck.

  • I'll discover your shores.

  • I'll swash your buckle.

  • I'll be your first mate.

  • I'll load your canon.

  • I'll tie your knot.

  • I'll shift your balast.

  • I'll bury your booty.

  • I'll pillage your village.

    These ones were taken from actual Revolutionary War firing commands. They really were like this, I swear. No tampering.

  • I'll secure your match

  • I'll shake out your pan

  • I'll handle your primers

  • I'll prime your pan

  • I'll blow off your pan

  • I'll cast about your piece

  • I'll charge your piece

  • I'll draw out your scouring stick

  • I'll ram down your charge

  • I'll blow off your match

  • I'll cock your match

  • I'll present your piece.


    I'll take you back to the last page

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