We are the Macedonian order of Eta Pi. We will conquer all. (It is in our heritage.) Welcome to the new era of college life.
Consider the following:
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
The best way for a mathematician to deal with constipation is to work it out with a pencil.
Antidifferentiation is an integral part of calculus
10 Proposals to Make Math Politically Correct
Do not discriminate on the basis of matrix size. Misbehaved matrices can be small or large.
As the term 'odd' is known to be derogatory, numbers found in that category shall be
referred to as 'evenly challenged'.
Mathemeticians must remember to employ under-privileged letters (such as q, s, w, and
Hebrew letters) more often when defining variables.
Negative numbers shall be referred to in a more fair manner, by using the term 'intending
debt' numbers.
Multiplying shall be discouraged, so as to reduce the explosion of exponential growth of
figures.
Both in writing and in speaking, the abbreviated form of the word 'maximum' shall be:
'max/maxine'.
No one has the right to limit a function by an arbitrarily chosen range or domain.
There shall be no distinction placed between a function and its derivative's integral
integrity.
Imaginary numbers shall no longer be considered 'non-real' numbers, but rather a separate,
unique group.
All numbers are significant and should not be discounted. Never round to a significant digit.
