_WANTED_
Stephen
is desperately seeking someone. He is single and highly attractive.
He likes being flattered,
admired, and unquestioned, he also enjoys party's
and drinking binges.
He feels
he needs a woman who must have the following qualities;
1) She must be strange to
say the least, a sense of humour and generally
an asshole.
2) She MUST like or tolerate
punk music.
3) She must be vaguely attractive
to beautiful.
If u
feel very attracted to Stephen, as most do, simply E-mail him @ [email protected]
or simply sign the guestbook and leave a message for him in the guestbook.
(This was written by Ste,
so it obviously wasn't the slightest bit biassed!)
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