The little pixies that run around in my head have told me that it's time to
write something for someone. Or rather, Henry asked me to write something for
Henry. So, here it is...just loads of random thoughts as they appear, from
the one and only BUPINDER PATEL ! Blaarg.

Once upon a time, there was a big bad wolf called Little Orange Riding Hood.
He was a mean son of a bitch that liked to jump out at little old grannies
that happened to be walking by.
'BOO !' said the wolf.
'Aaaargh' said the granny, dropping to the floor clutching her chest, slowly
turning blue and twitching rather eratically. But the wolf didn't mind, as
he was already running away with her zimmer frame.

One day Trevor, a purple mushroom with little yellow spots, decided that the
big bad wolf was too mean, and that Winnie the Pooh should stop killing
people and snorting coke (search the 'net for 'Winnie the Pooh goes Ape Shit'
and read that classical bedtime story to your little kids...guaranteed to
bring them out in giggles every time ! :)

Ummm...I'm bored now. I need stimulation...

HELLO...*taps screen*...LEMME OUT...*taps harder*

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...chocolate...

So what if these words of wisdom are shit...I'm tired, OK ?!? Gah. Wait...
words of wisdom ?!? Ummm...don't spell your doughnuts before they're cooked,
or summat like that. May the many arms of Vishnu be with you.

Later,

Pete =:-)