"M.I.S."
Verse1:
Not the best, not the worst,
but still, the warrior is cursed
Shit lyrics, is what we write,
I'm gonna trade my 6 string for a BMX
bike
-chorus-
WE HATE METAL,
WE HATE METAL,
GRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA EVIL METAL!
Oi oi oi!!!
-ska interlude, kazoo solo and cow bell drum beat-
Verse2
We like happy songs,
and girls in mini-thongs,
we hate depressing songs,
ike the gay 1in10's ones.
-chorus-
WE HATE METAL,
WE HATE METAL,
GRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA EVIL METAL!
Oi oi oi!!!
FUCK METAL FUCK GOTHS
ID RATHER LISTEN 2 STEPS,
BUM BUM WILLY WILLY POO POO
BUM BUM WILLY WILLY POO POO
-chorus-
WE HATE METAL,
WE HATE METAL,
GRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA EVIL METAL!
Oi oi oi!!!
"Wriggly Underneath"
Verse 1:
Interwoven spaghetti thread
dangling like a broken leg
is it gluten free
or is it wheat enriched
Was it made by a heartless bitch?
do we know, do we care
hey, my tin is full of hair!
from an albanian gerbil-bear.
Chorus:
oh spaghetti! spaghetti!
nicer than swetty betty
spaghetti! spaghetti!
but just as moist and smelly.
"Illusions"
Verse:
inside the magic bag
alf a pound of sausages and 3 pork
chops,
taken from a little dog
and a gerbil called bob,
Chorus:
take take take take this magic bag
biddly biddly bum dum wah wah
go go go find the magic stag
diddly diddly dum bum woh woh
find find find fing the magic rag
riddly rag "whoa"
riddly diddly piddly rag "whoa"
riddle rag,
widdley wag,
the magic bag.
"The Trawler Man (mermaid song 67)"
Verse:
On Hand With An Asprin And A Hug,
but she knows i prefer a good fuck,
when I take her back to my place late
at night
im always gagin for angel delight,
but I've I have none, we get into a
fight
end up sprayin whipped cream down her
cleavage,
and then I tell her I didnt mean it
but if I lick, it will clean it,
and then we can all go to bed
me, her and my gerbil called bob!
And when we wake up, I'll fetch her
a cup
Coz I'm proper nice, me
Chorus:
na na na na na na na na na na na na
na na
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na na
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na na
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na na
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na na
na na na na na na na na na na na na
na na
x2
to fade...
"The lemon tree" (by Lee)
It stands tall
proud and true
it means all
me and you
for then and now
we can see
green and brown
the lemon tree
on the hill
over there
where we left
our underwear
it stands tall
it stands free
it looks proud
the lemon tree
the lemon tree
oh, eh oh
lemon tree
oh, oh, oh
it's quite big
as you can see
made of bark
the lemon tree
but now we must leave
this heart-felt caper
as the lemon tree
is made into paper!
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All songs (C) copyright
Lee Maughan (AKA Mr BigGeezer or Big Lee James) and Henry Carden.
If anyone uses
these lyrics without our consent, then rest assured, we will sue you. Thankyou.