Welcome to a
new addition to www.gerbil-bob.s5.com website. If the Obsidian website
can feature the views of an acquaintance of theres, then why can't we have
a page featuring the thoughts of an acquaintance? Well here it is!
This page features
the written thoughts of Mark Kerruish during a maths lesson which Henry
kept and decided to add to the Gerbil Bob site becuase they are simply
unbelievable!! Read and enjoy... (I have left the spelling mistakes in
for added effect!)
"I
have often wondered why chickens don't wear socks. Thier little red feet
must be preaty cold inl the old winter months. I know they wear pants like
the chimps of the world by why not like slugs and wear socks!
The other question I often ask myself is why when you eat a piece of bread,
why do people think it tastes of bread with it obviously tastes of
tuna. Im not a great fan of tuna but why do people tell the fibs. Its just
not right.
Also why are motorbikes made out of wood! It doesn't make sense! They just
burn and ruin the flies lifes! You have to ask yourself what have the flies
done!!
But the main problem on my brain is why do people have showers. It make
no sense. People who do it aren't in the right frame of mind! Why not just
bite a lump out of the local cat, and drain the blood upon your head. This
would make alot more sense and make the spiders happy because now then
can have 17 legs with 3 arms which would make them able to do handstands
and turn blue.
The world is a funny place lets not let it be taken over by the pens or
paper. Make it a better place munch on a slug a day and the world will
be a better place for you me, chicken and the local chimp who goes by the
name Ronald"