1. The 'in' person
- One who loves to smell his own farts
2. The amiable person
- One who loves to smell other people's farts
3. The proud person
- One who thinks his farts are exceptionnally fine
4. The shy person -
One who farts silently and then blushes
5. The impudent person
- One who farts loud and then laughs
6. The scientific person
- One who farts regularly but is concernned about the ozone layer.
7. The unfortunate
person - One who would love to fart but shits instead
8. The honest person
- One who admits he farted but offers a good medical reason
9. The nervous person
- One who stops in the middle of a fart<
10. The homosexual
person - One who smells a fart and starts singing 'Love is in the air!'
11. The dishonest person
- One who farts and blames the dog
12. The stingey person
- One who won't allow others to smell hiis farts
13. The foolish person
- One who suppresses a fart for hours annd hours
14. The thrifty person
- One who always has a good fart in reseerve
15. The strong person
- One who has extremely powerful farts
16. The blonde person
- One who hears a fart and answers the ttelephone
17. The anti-social
person - One who excuses himself and farts in privacy
18. The strategic person
- One who conceals his farts with coughiing
19. The sadistic person
- One who farts in bed, then fluffs the covers over his bedmate
20. The intellectual
person - One who can determine from the smell of a fart what was eaten
lately
21. The athletic person
- One who farts at the slightest exertioon
22. The optimistic
person - One who farts with a clear conscience
23. The miserable person
- One who loves to fart but simply can'tt
24. The boisterous
person - One who proudly announces a fart
25. The sensitive person
- One who farts and then starts crying
26. The pessimistic
person - One who drops a silent one and then runs for cover
27. The eloquent person
- One who farts just as much as is necesssary
28. The glad person
- One who farts the normal amount and iss glad about it as he is convinced
it is a sign of good health
29. The disgusting
person - One who farts and then walks around to disperse it evenly
30. The unlucky person
- One whose farts are accompanied by sollid matter.