Man: Haven't I seen
you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's
why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard
it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this
one will be if you sit down.
Man: Probably because
you will be on your knees sucking on my cock.
Man: Your place or
mine?
Woman: Both. You go
to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's cool,
cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my car, I don't give a
shit where you go.
Man: So, what do you
do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female
impersonator.
Man: So that's how
you got that little moustache
Man: How do you like
your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilised
Man: No problem, I
can always shoot my load on your back.
Man: I would go to
the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you
stay there?
Man: Probably, cause
you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to shake off once you
shag her.
Man: If I could see
you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you
naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: That works for
me.... as long as you are still a little warm when I shove it up your arse.
Male: Would you like
to dance?
Female: I'd rather
die.
Male: I think you
misheard me. I said your arse looks fat in those pants.