Mark Paris and Fenris vs. The Saiyans
from Saturday Smashfest (November 6, 1997)

VIOLET: That too. Hey, this next match was signed during the Tuesday card. Here is The Saiyans facing Mark Paris and Fenris, 2 new guys, who have held some major titles in other leagues.

JESSE: Now you're sounding like that damned Okerlund, with your cryptic messages. Everyone knows they held a couple of titles in the EEMWF, but it doesn't matter, because this is the AG F'N W!!!

VIOLET: That was loud.

JESSE: Go to the ring.

In progress:
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Son Goku nails him with a series of knees.
Son Goku runs into the ropes.
Fenris takes him down with a football tackle.
Fenris runs into the ropes.
Fenris hits Son Goku with a shoulderblock.
Fenris gives him a flying bulldog, but Son Goku doesn't sell it at all.
Son Goku sits up.
Son Goku gives him an enzuigiri, but Fenris doesn't budge.
Son Goku executes a knee to the back.
Fenris executes a forearm smash.
Fenris places Son Goku on the turnbuckle.
Fenris catches him in a belly-to-belly superplex.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, kickout.
Fenris howls at the crowd.
Son Goku goes for a backbreaker, but Fenris blocks it.
Fenris executes a crotch slam.
'The Predator' Mark Paris enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Fenris and 'The Predator' Mark Paris hit Son Goku with a double flying clothesline.
'The Predator' Mark Paris leaves the ring.
Son Goku whips Fenris into the ropes.
Fenris misses with a clothesline.
Son Goku misses with a shoulderblock.
Son Goku misses with an elbow.
Son Goku misses with a clothesline.
Fenris hits Son Goku with a kick.
Fenris catches him in an inside cradle.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, kickout.
Son Goku sits up.
Fenris runs into the ropes.
Fenris goes for a butt-bump, but Son Goku counters it with a duck-down move.
Fenris runs into the ropes.
Fenris misses with a shoulderblock.
Fenris and Son Goku get hit with a double clothesline.
Fenris executes a full nelson.
Fenris lets go after 13 seconds.
Fenris goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Son Goku counters it with a backdrop.
In turn, Fenris counters it with a sunset flip.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, kickout.
Fenris complains about a slow count.
Son Goku catches him in an inside cradle.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, kickout.
Son Goku takes him down with a knee to the back.
Son Goku gives him a dropkick, but Fenris only stares at him.
Fenris whips Son Goku into the ropes.
Son Goku goes for a back heel kick, but Fenris blocks it.
Fenris catches him in a belly-to-belly suplex.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, kickout.
Fenris tags out to 'The Predator' Mark Paris.
Vegeta enters the ring and throws Fenris out of the ring.
Son Goku and Vegeta hit 'The Predator' Mark Paris with a double thrust kick to the head.
Vegeta leaves the ring.
Son Goku takes him down with an uppercut punch.
Son Goku executes a kick to the midsection.
Son Goku whips 'The Predator' Mark Paris into the ropes.
Klilyn trips 'The Predator' Mark Paris.
Carl Westcoat warns Klilyn.
Carl Westcoat is back on the job.
Son Goku goes for a forearm to the back, but 'The Predator' Mark Paris counters it with a side step.
Son Goku sits up.
'The Predator' Mark Paris nails him with a flying elbowdrop.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
Son Goku nails him with a knee to the back.
Son Goku catches him in a dragon suplex.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Son Goku takes him down with a spin kick.
Son Goku goes for a series of knees, but 'The Predator' Mark Paris counters it with an eye gouge.
'The Predator' Mark Paris executes a reverse cradle.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, kickout.
'The Predator' Mark Paris executes a double underhook piledriver.
'The Predator' Mark Paris takes him down with a flying clothesline.
'The Predator' Mark Paris nails him with a double underhook piledriver.
'The Predator' Mark Paris places Son Goku on the turnbuckle.
'The Predator' Mark Paris catches him in a belly-to-belly superplex.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, shoulder up.
'The Predator' Mark Paris tags out to Fenris.
Vegeta enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Fenris and 'The Predator' Mark Paris hit Son Goku with a double headbutt.
'The Predator' Mark Paris takes Son Goku down with a flying clothesline.
Fenris takes Son Goku down with a legsweep faceslam.
'The Predator' Mark Paris nails Son Goku with a flying clothesline.
Fenris takes Son Goku down with a legsweep faceslam.
'The Predator' Mark Paris leaves the ring.
Fenris whips Son Goku into the ropes.
Fenris misses with an elbow.
Son Goku gives him a powerslam, but Fenris doesn't sell it at all.
Fenris executes a jumping DDT.
Fenris executes a headbutt.
Fenris takes him down with a crotch slam.
Klilyn enters the ring and hits Fenris with the giant laser frisbees.
Fenris is out cold.
Carl Westcoat disqualifies The Saiyans.

The winners are Fenris and 'The Predator' Mark Paris. Time of match: 0:17:03
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VIOLET: The Saiyans were getting rocked there at the end. Klilyn had to do something and unfortunately it got his guys DQed.

JESSE: You know, these 2 new guys ain't half-bad. They ain't half-good either, but that's another tirade.