JESSE: Yeah, definitely. We have just a couple matches left, the IC and World Title matches.

VIOLET: That's right, Mark Paris, who has had an EXTREMELY busy night as well as taking a beating, will defend his IC title in a ladder match.

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This contest is a ladder-no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall.

It is for the AGW Intercontinental Title.

SPEED: Hey Paris, you look tired, here's some caffeine pills. *tosses a bottle of pills at Paris* I just decided that Mr. Bitter should bow out of this match and let ME do some reffing. LET'S GET IT ON!!!

They lock up.
Kid Nitro uses a leg lariat on Mark Paris.
Mark Paris executes a football tackle on Kid Nitro.
Mark Paris goes for a football tackle, but Kid Nitro side-steps and Mark Paris only hits air.
Mark Paris begs off.
Kid Nitro goes for a forearm smash, but Mark Paris blocks it.
Mark Paris executes a bodyslam on Kid Nitro.
Mark Paris uses a football tackle on Kid Nitro.
Mark Paris nails Kid Nitro with a Samoan Drop.
Mark Paris executes a bulldog headlock on Kid Nitro.
Mark Paris nails Kid Nitro with a tornado DDT.
Mark Paris takes Kid Nitro down with a tiger driver.
Mark Paris reminds the crowd how great he is.
Mark Paris gets a chokehold on Kid Nitro.
Kid Nitro escapes from the hold after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Mark Paris nails Kid Nitro with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Mark Paris tries to climb the ladder.
Mark Paris is on his way up.
Kid Nitro knocks him off the ladder.
Kid Nitro runs into the ropes.
Mark Paris hits Kid Nitro with a clothesline.
Mark Paris tries to climb the ladder.
Mark Paris is on his way up.
Mark Paris is half-way up.
Kid Nitro knocks him off the ladder.
Kid Nitro executes a flying bulldog on Mark Paris.
Kid Nitro tries to climb the ladder.
Kid Nitro is on his way up.
Mark Paris knocks over the ladder with a clothesline.
Kid Nitro uses an enzuigiri on Mark Paris.
Kid Nitro goes for a flying somersault headbutt, but Mark Paris rolls out of the way.
Mark Paris hits Kid Nitro with a tiger driver.
Mark Paris goes for a bodyslam, but Kid Nitro blocks it.
Kid Nitro whips Mark Paris into the ropes.
Mark Paris hits Kid Nitro with an elbow.
Mark Paris reminds the crowd how great he is.
Mark Paris puts Kid Nitro in a Boston crab.
Kid Nitro is struggling to reach the ropes.
Kid Nitro escapes from the hold after being trapped for 10 seconds.
Mark Paris goes for a Tombstone, but Kid Nitro blocks it.
Kid Nitro nails Mark Paris with the Inverted Tiger Driver.
Kid Nitro whips Mark Paris into the ropes, but Mark Paris reverses it.
Mark Paris goes for the Hardcore Revolution, but Kid Nitro counters it with a three point stance.
In turn, Mark Paris counters it with an eye gouge.
Mark Paris nails Kid Nitro with a tornado DDT.
Mark Paris runs into the ropes.
Kid Nitro hits Mark Paris with a clothesline.
Mark Paris falls out of the ring.
Kid Nitro goes for a corkscrew plancha, but Mark Paris moves out of the way.
Mark Paris goes for a football tackle, but Kid Nitro side-steps and Mark Paris only hits air.
Kid Nitro places Mark Paris on the turnbuckle.
Kid Nitro goes for the Nitro Bomb, but Mark Paris counters it with a throw-off. They're brawling inside the ring area.
Kid Nitro uses flying headscissors on Mark Paris.
Mark Paris is busted wide open.
Chastity comes from behind, but Kid Nitro nails Chastity.
Mark Paris whips Kid Nitro into the guardrail.
Mark Paris knocks Kid Nitro into the ringpost.
Mark Paris takes Kid Nitro down with a DDT.
Mark Paris whips Kid Nitro into the guardrail.
Mark Paris reminds the crowd how great he is.
Mark Paris is handed a crutch.
Mark Paris hits him with the crutch.
Mark Paris executes a Tombstone on Kid Nitro.
Mark Paris sets up a table.
Mark Paris reminds the crowd how great he is.
Mark Paris sets up Kid Nitro on the table.
Mark Paris tries to drive Kid Nitro through the table with a 450 splash, but he moves out of the way.
The table is broken in half.
Kid Nitro whips Mark Paris into the guardrail.
Chastity comes from behind and distracts Kid Nitro.
Mark Paris hits a tornado DDT on Kid Nitro.
Mark Paris reenters the ring.
Kid Nitro follows him back in.
Mark Paris gives the sign for the Extreme Measure.
Mark Paris executes the Extreme Measure on Kid Nitro.
Kid Nitro is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Kid Nitro breaks the hold after 22 seconds.
Kid Nitro sets the ladder back up.
Kid Nitro tries to climb the ladder.
Kid Nitro is on his way up.
Mark Paris brings him down with a belly-to-back superplex.
Mark Paris takes Kid Nitro down with an armbreaker.
Mark Paris attempts to place Kid Nitro on the turnbuckle, but Kid Nitro blocks it.
Mark Paris goes for a tornado DDT, but Kid Nitro counters it with a belly-to-back suplex.
Kid Nitro hits a brain buster on Mark Paris.
Kid Nitro hits Mark Paris with a hiptoss.
Kid Nitro leaves the ring.
He returns with a cane.
Kid Nitro whips Mark Paris into the ropes.
Mark Paris misses with a shoulderblock.
Kid Nitro hits Mark Paris with a backdrop.
Mark Paris falls out of the ring.
Kid Nitro jumps onto him with a Space Flying Tiger Drop.
Kid Nitro knocks Mark Paris into the ringsteps.
Kid Nitro grabs a chair.
Kid Nitro takes a running start and springs off the chair.
Kid Nitro nails Mark Paris with a somersault legdrop.
Kid Nitro sprays red mist into the air.
Kid Nitro knocks Mark Paris into the ringpost.
Kid Nitro is handed a high-heeled shoe.
Kid Nitro hits him with the high-heeled shoe.
Kid Nitro hits Mark Paris with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Kid Nitro hits him with a high-heeled shoe.
Kid Nitro takes Mark Paris down with an enzuigiri.
Chastity comes from behind and distracts Kid Nitro.
Mark Paris whips Kid Nitro into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Mark Paris uses a back heel kick on Kid Nitro.
Mark Paris nails Kid Nitro with the screwdriver.
Chastity comes from behind, but Kid Nitro nails Chastity.
Mark Paris knocks Kid Nitro into the ringsteps.
Fenris comes from behind and distracts Kid Nitro.
Mark Paris goes for a DDT, but Kid Nitro counters it with a low blow.
Kid Nitro whips Mark Paris into the guardrail.
Kid Nitro reenters the ring.
Mark Paris follows him back in.
Kid Nitro hits Mark Paris.
Kid Nitro hits Mark Paris.
Kid Nitro punches Mark Paris.
Kid Nitro tries to climb the ladder.
Kid Nitro is on his way up.
Kid Nitro is half-way up.
Kid Nitro is almost on top of the ladder.
Kid Nitro is in grabbing distance.
Kid Nitro dives for the Intercontinental Title Belt, but he misses.

JESSE: 25:17 has come down to the ring, but so has the NDP and a huge brawl has started to erupt!!!!

VIOLET: The Iron Fist, Dark Church and OoD are all out here too. They are all fighting in the aisle and back in the locker room area. We have to concentrate on this match though.

Mark Paris executes an armbreaker on Kid Nitro.
Mark Paris gets an abdominal stretch on Kid Nitro.
Kid Nitro breaks the hold after 5 seconds.
Kid Nitro attempts to place Mark Paris on the turnbuckle, but Mark Paris blocks it.
Kid Nitro takes Mark Paris down with flying headscissors.
Kid Nitro nails Mark Paris with a brain buster.
Kid Nitro executes a flying somersault splash on Mark Paris.
Kid Nitro goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Mark Paris side-steps and Kid Nitro only hits air.
Mark Paris executes the Extreme Measure on Kid Nitro.
Kid Nitro is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Kid Nitro is inching his way towards the ropes.
Kid Nitro is barely hanging in there.
Speed Racer asks Kid Nitro if he's had enough.
Kid Nitro shakes his head.
Speed Racer checks Kid Nitro's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up !
Kid Nitro fights his way out of the hold after 42 seconds.
Kid Nitro hits Mark Paris with a forearm smash.
Mark Paris begs off.
Mark Paris hits him with a dropkick chairshot.
Mark Paris executes the Extreme Measure on Kid Nitro.
Kid Nitro is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Kid Nitro is struggling to reach the ropes.
Kid Nitro escapes from the hold after being trapped for 23 seconds.
Mark Paris throws Kid Nitro out of the ring.
Mark Paris goes through the ropes.

JESSE: Kid Nitro just kicked Paris below the belt!!!!

VIOLET: I never thought Nitro would go THAT low. Nitro is grabbing Paris from behind and Speed Racer gets out of the ring and grabs a baseball bat from under the ring.

JESSE: Uh oh, this could be bad for Paris.

VIOLET: NO!!! Paris moved and Nitro got nailed right in the collarbone by that ball bat!!!

JESSE: And look at Speed, he looks at the camera and just shrugs. He doesn't look upset.

JESSE: I really don't know. Maybe that comment that Nitro made about him not being expendable put a strain on their relationship?

VIOLET: That is a good point, but even then, Speed has an even greater hatred towards Paris.

JESSE: Nitro is rolling in pain on the floor, Paris is on his knees in pain, looking at the brawl, and Speed grabs the mic.

SPEED: Paris, guess what? You are one lucky piece of crap. But......

(Most Holy comes from the brawl in the aisle and levels Speed from behind with a shovel. He is kicking Speed on the ground. Paris is too tired to join in, but he's laughing. Then, Alex Star grabs Most Holy from behind and hits him with a reverse DDT on the concrete. Speed gets back up and they both are beating Holy on the floor. Paris slowly makes it out of the ring, but Star and Speed gang up on him, they throw him back in the ring. Speed grabs Most Holy and tosses him in the ring too. Iron Yuppie emerges and helps set up 2 tables in the ring, with Paris and Holy being placed on them. Speed gives the high sign and he and Star climb the top turnbuckles. They both nod and leap off at the same time, Speed with a flying legdrop on Paris and Star with the Shooting Star Senton on Paris through the tables, shattering the wooden tables in the process. Speed and Star slowly stand up and raise their arms in victory. Speed grabs the mic once again.)

SPEED: Boys, that was for last night, the last month AND for the future. Remember it well, the NDP will dominate you!!!

JESSE: Gurneys are quickly being brought out for Paris and Holy, and for Nitro. Speed seems to have forgotten about Kid Nitro......well, maybe not.

VIOLET: He's down there helping place Nitro on a stretcher. He's apologizing to Nitro for hitting him. What a crock!

JESSE: Yeah, it is.