GIRLS AND BLONDES
Alrighty...this page is one that has been made for the sole purpose of lamenting pretty girls and blondes. Is it true that blondes always have more fun. i don't think so 'cause most blondes are not natural anyway. Its all peroxide. Mebe that s why they have little to no sense cause of all the damage the chemical on their head has caused to them. So anyways...whenever i go out, I'm like...maybe I'll finally get some action today cause i have no blondes with me. However, my wishes never come true. There are always pretty people around me which honestly ...i hate. I'd much rather be the prettiest in a group but to my dissatisfaction, that hasn't happened yet. It's not even that these girls have a better figure than me ...cause they don't, my figure is to die for (which is y I'm v.v. vain), its that they have better features which they know how to enhance. Like pouty lips and bigger boobs. I wish i had boobies...unfortunately that part of the gene did not come my way in the genetic factory. So anyways....the one thing i hate more than pretty girls is nice sweet pretty girls. They are so hard to hate cause they do nothing wrong whereby u can bitch at them for ages. I should know...i have had experience. I have decided however that the following things should be known about girls and blondes.
1. Only Germans are real blondes
2. Peroxide kills brain cells
3. That pretty girl you sit next to also has beauty problems covered with makeup
4. Try and enhance your best features so other unattractive places can be ignored.
5. Flirt with your best features ..especially in the boob and mouth area
6. Guys only like to look at blondes not date them
7. Some blondes are really smart
8. Never dye your hair blonde...you'll never get your real color back
9. Blonde hair + black skin = disaster
10. Girls like girls who are not too pretty
11. Don't ever go out with someone prettier than you...you'll never get any action
12. I've run out of good (and bad) advice
13. If you take any of this gabbling seriously...you need medical attention...and FAST!!
14. Don't try to change your gender...you won't be any happier 'cause you'll only be as ugly as you currently are.
15. Not all cheerleaders are dumb blondes. Some are dumb brunettes!
Check Out this article - it says blondes are an endangered species...hahahaha
