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| For many of you who do not know, I am Styles, the EIGHTH member of THE PLAN. As a brief summary, THE PLAN is a group of weed smokers consisting of EIGHT men and one chick (Amy A., the Kottonmouth Queen). We all have many ties that bring us together (wrestling, weed smoking, being totally sweet) but the true force that made us one, is the power of eight. I am one of the leading researchers on the �True Power of Eightness� and hope to enlighten all those who read this article. Here are proofs of the power of eight. Infinite: Eight is the only number that continues on forever. Some may claim that zero does that, but they�re dumb fucks because zero isn�t even a number, it�s a figure. Besides, EIGHT is just two zeros on top of each other! It�s in music a lot: Just listen and you�ll hear, especially in punk music (not that I�m a huge fan). Many riffs to songs come in a variation of eight beats. Here�s a shitty example made with �De�s� and �Do�s� Dededededededede dodododododododo dadadadadadadada dodododododododo. No matter how stupid that seemed, it�s still a catchy tune. It�s Biblical: No joke, and I figured it out myself. Now this is a little intense for some of you to handle, but I just recently realized this, and it really gave light to where the true power of eight lies. Anyone who knows the score about the bible, knows God created the world in 6 days and on the 7th day he rested. Now, the thing is, WHAT IF God days are like, on billion of our days. Because the shit in the world is really freaking old, so if those days were really long, that would explain dinosaurs and junk since God made animals before he made man. (To make sure you�re not falling behind, say God made animals on Day 4, and then Man on Day 5, which in our time is several hundred million years later). So I figure, since God rested on the 7th day, and no MAJOR changes changed in the world since all that stuff, it�s still Day 7. Now, I don�t wanna freak people out, but Day 8 I figure is gonna be HUGE. I don�t know what Day 8 has in store, but it will be here eventually (probably not any time soon, but who knows). So far my leading idea of Day 8 is Armageddon, which is nothing to be feared though. It�s Spreading: I witnessed it first hand. Eightness originated within THE PLAN, and we were originally shunned. Sure it had a few followers outside THE PLAN (Franky Catalano, a leading evangelist of Eightness), but for the most part, people couldn�t stand hearing the number EIGHT and it�s followers response to it�s present. But the power of EIGHT reaches everyone. As of now, St. Anne�s, in the small town of Tecumseh, Ontario (for those Americans who think they�re the center of the universe, it�s in Canada) is the home of EIGHT. But it is slowly spreading across the province of Ontario, soon the nation, and eventually the world. Those who mocked eight are becoming loyal evangelists of Eightness. Those who recognize its Power and Experience it: Another thing I�ve witnessed both first and second hand. Once I realized the power of eight, it overwhelmed me. I soon became the EIGHTH member of THE PLAN and I now experience it several times daily. People will hear and witness eight all around them. How much does a haircut cost? $8. How much do chillin� Velcro shoes from Wal-Mart cost? $8.88. It�s everywhere. But it�s not just coincidence; it�s for the sake of eight. As of now, this is the extent of my research on eight. But I am still continuing to pursue the true meaning and power of that mystical number. IT may create the power to topple governments, or it may create world. Peace. If you�d like to donate to help further research on Eightness (any sum of money is appreciated, perhaps $8), or your just a smoking hot chick who likes to chillax and is in search of a guy who�s totally Sweet, you can reach me e-mail style at [email protected] or ICQ style at 86554721. |
| For now, Kay Boy! Wert Styles Leading Researcher on the �True Power of Eightness� |
| The True Power of EIGHT! |
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