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Presenting... the VISIONARY ASSASINS! Free T-shirts after the concert! Due to circumstances beyond our control our drummer was taken hostage and our guitarist got whiplash. They will be replaced tonight with badgers that are more musically talented than the original band members were.



A $5.00 gratuity will be charged of all women whose perfume makes the lead singer retch.

here still is

a place where dragons and unicorns run rampant...


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