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1. Use your horse sense

2. Do not horse around

3. Don't flog dead horses 4. Step up your horsepower!

5. Incorporate horseradish into your meals at least three times a week.

6. Hold on to your horses when it comes to playing the stock market.

7. Don't listen to rumors; get it straight from the horse's mouth

8. Stop wishing and start doing. If wishes are horses, beggars will ride.

9. Ladies, wear your hair as a pony tail. (If your hair is not long enough, well you have to start letting it grow)

10. If you've generally been an ass last year, bray nightly before you go to sleep and stop kidding around

.: 2/12/2002 :.

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