I once had a fish named bob
He's swim in his bowl all day long
I droppped bob's bowl on the floor
I don't have my fish no more
OH NO
Bob is dead
I just dropped him on his head
Blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub
(Solo)
I gave bob a brand new bowl
But he swam in the big black hole
I dont see, bob no more
Goldfish bob is a big fat whore
I miss you bob,
I miss you a lot
I miss you bob
I miss you a lot
BOB'S DEAD
BOB'S DEAD
BOB'S DEAD
BOB'S DEAD
I miss my goldfish bob
I miss my fish a lot
I miss my goldfish bob
I miss my fish a lot
BOB'S DEAD!
Genital Warts
I've got my Genital Warts
Genital Warts
I've Got My Genital Warts
I scratch my nut sack
My hand gets scratched back
I sit on my ass and
My nuts get a rash From my
Genital Warts
I've Got my Genital Warts
Genital Warts
I've Got My Genital Warts
Crabs lay Eggs
Between my legs
It hurts when I pee
God set me free
From this hell, in my pants
with my Genital Warts
I've got my Genital Warts
Burning pee
With my Genital Warts
I've got my Genital Warts
Help me
With my genital Warts
I've got my Genital Warts
FREE WILLY!!!! (From my)
Genital Warts I've Got my Genital Warts
Genital Warts I've Got My Genital Warts
Genital Warts I've Got My Genital Warts
Genital Warts I've Got My Genital Warts
Genital Warts (X5)
Emily Is a fluffy dancing hemoriod
QUEEN!!!!!
G-E-N-I-T-A-L WARTS!
G-E-N-I-T-A-L WARTS!
G-E-N-I-T-A-L WARTS!
G-E-N-I-T-A-L WARTS!
on my nuts
My Grandma, Had a Toaster
It Made Some Real Good Toast
The Worst Thing About This Toaster
Is the thing That I like The Most
It Burnt My Toast
To A Crisp
Made My Waffles
Taste Like Shit
My Granda's.... Magic TOASTER!
My Grandma Would Make My Toast Light
My Grandma Would Make My Toast Dark
She Would Push, The Lever Down
And Begin To Start
Making My Toast For My Break Fast
But Now I Cant Because
My Grandma Is Dead And I Dont Have Anymore Bread
With My Grandma's Toaster!
Make My Toast, I Want Toast
Feed Me Toast, I Want Toast
Give Me Butter, Give Me Jam
Put My Toast, In My Hand
Give Me BUTTER, Give Me Jam
Put My Toast, In My Hand
GIVE ME MY TOAST
when i walk around, on a hot day
my nuts will stick to my leg
i reach down and begin to play
in my mind i begin to say
my my my my nuts feel good
my my my my nuts feel good
my my my my nuts feel good
my my my my nuts feel good
grab my nuts, lift them up
it feels much better when you let them flop
grab my nuts, lift them up
it feels much better when you let them flop
my my my my nuts feel good
my my my my nuts feel good
my my my my nuts feel good
my my my my nuts feel good
lifting, dropping
dosent matter
as long as i
relieve my bladder
hold, my nuts
hold, my nuts
hold, my nuts
hold, my nuts
yea, Bitch, nigga...
If i did approach you and all i said
is Bitch wont you just give me head
would you stick it in
or would you stick it out
or would you use your tounge
untill i scream and shout
you say no i got a man back off me
but your the only one that thinks its discusting
so i put peanut butter around my nutsack
watch my doggie lick itself while i get laughed at
i would let my family's kittie come get its turn
but last time i tried i ended up with rugburn
so we take a journey into the woods
my tounge is in your throught, so i guess its all good
as soon we get freaky in side my van
i soon find out that you is a man
BITCH get off my cock
i wonder when you were going to stop
and whip out that donkey you call a cock
so pack up yo` shit and get off my cock
get off my cock, get off my cock
get off my cock, get off my cock
so i turn the other cheek and go out to a party
i see my neibhors dog, his name was sparky
he was a full dobermen pure-bred
and the next thing i know is he's fucking my left leg
kicked him in the leg and threw him out
i saw this real fine honey and i knew what shes about
so my pick up line was i'll grant you a wish
she said take me to McDonalds... buy me a fish sandwich
so alwright, if that is your wish
i will drive you downtown for your fish sandwich
we hop in my van, listenin to beegee's
i see the yellow arch it says Mick-E-Dee's
so i got her food now wheres my part
this is when all the trouble starts
she wont get down, and suck my whang
the real fine honey, is now a pain
suck it or truck it, is what i said
that bitch still wont give me head
so when you want a girl to suck your dick
dont go for a women to get a fish sandwich
get off my cock, get off my cock
get off my cock, get off my cock
so i decide to call it quits
go home and sleep, dont want your shit
i turn on the TV to brittney spears
listening to her singing is hurting me ears
grab the remote, use the mute button
inside my pants i start to feel somthin`
take off my shoe, and lube up my sock
stand on my feet and make my booty rock
after that night i dont leave my house
its so much trouble to get my dick in your mouth
so remember my words cuz i wont stop
untill all these bitches get off my cock
get off my cock, get off my cock
get off my cock, get off my cock
Pull up my pants and Drop `um I
Pull up my pants and Drop `um
They wont go past my Bottom
So I pull up my pants and Drop `um
(Please Give Me Some Help
Please Give Me Your Belt)
Your Pants Are Tight And I Want `Um
I Can See Your Bottom
I Wish I Could See My Bottom
So I Pull Up My Pants And Drop `Um
(My Underwear Is Shown
Cuz My Belts At Home)
Take My Pants And Drop `Um
Take My World And Rock `Um
Show The World And Shock `Um
Now Pull Up My Pants And Drop `Um
Ahhhh... Ahhhh..... Ahhhh.... Ahhh....
Ahhh.... Ahhhh..... Ahhhh.... Ahhh...
(Pulling Up My Pants, I'm Pulling Up My Pants
Pulling Up My Pants, I'm Pulling Up My Pants)
I Work All Day Just To Throw It All Away
I Smell Like Trash But I Made A Little Cash
I Only Got One Shoe Cuz I Lost It In The Goo
I Get a Cash Deduct Cuz I Crashed another Truck
I Am The Garbage Man
I Am The Garbage Man
I Am The Garbage Man
I Am The Garbage Man
I Work All Day Just To Throw It All Away
I Smell Like Trash But I Made A Little Cash
I Get A Cash Deduct Cuz I Crashed Another Truck
I Work In The Garbage Pit
NOW I SMELL LIKE SHIT!
I Am The Garbage Man
I Am The Garbage Man
Brandon is a lesbian
He likes to masterbate
Brandon is a lesbain
Isnt he just so great
He will always try
whenever he's alone
To Deepthrought
his own microphone
he's the only one
who thinks he is the best
when he wears
a little girls dress
Brandon is a lesbian
he likes to masterbate
Brandon is a lesbian
Isnt he just so great
I'd like to be a pony
Pony all shiny and new
I'd like to be a pony
Pony just like you
I'd like to be a pony
Pony not colored blue
I'd like to be a pony
Would you like to be one too...
I WANNA BE A PONY
PONY ALL SHINY AND NEW
I WANNA BE A PONY
LA LA LA LA LOO!
I WANNA BE A PONY
PO-NY!
I'd like to be a pony
Pony all shiny and new
It's my rap song
Its not that long
It's my rap song
It didnt take long
This is my rap song and it isnt very long
I dont rap but I dance without a thong
I'll be honest this song isnt great
So just sit back and my tounge will masterbate
Turn up the music and head out to the mall
Find a busy place and bang your head upon the wall
When people start to look, point and stare
Give them a look whats beneath your underwear
Its my rap song
Its not that long
Its my Rap song
It didnt take long
Take my advice I will rise above the rest
Who else thinks that the Beegee's are the best
I pretend to hear the things you say
They go iin one ear and out the other way
I've been talking smack since I was a little kid
If only you knew all the dumb things that I did
I filled a bag with my own poo
I burned it on your porch just to see what you will do
I'd melt candles and drip them on my lip
I'd yell at the wall just to get a paint chip
I'ts my rap song
Its not that long
Its my rap song
It didnt take long
Hey little baby wont you come sit on my lap
My music's gay and I think I'll call it crap
Theres so many things that I can do
Watch me point my finger and I'll laugh at you
I do these things in my spare time
You cant take credit this song is mine
I wrote the words and I made this phat beat
My mother says my songs are neat
Raps not rap without these
The Blunts, The Bitches and the 40's
yea, uhh... nigga what... yeah!
I want peanut butter
I want an Oreo
I want some milk
I want this all to go (at the)
Drive thru Oreo
The next big thing
From nabisco
Drive thru Oreo
The next big thing
From nabisco
If only things could ever be
Just the way they used to be
Stored inside my memory
thinking about you and me
If only I could turn back time
To the time that you were mine
And take back all the things I said
Maybe then you would give me Head
CHORUS:
The next time you kiss her
You Should remember
That her lips were on my cock
That her lips were on my cock
Everytime I'd whip it out
She'd get down and help me out
Just when there's a sign of hope
She would then begin to choke
CHORUS
Take a lick, just a little
Make it quick, for a thrill
Use my stick, keep it real
Bitch I'm not done, I'm hard still
CHORUS
Everytime I see your face
I see a lonely empty space
It begins below my waist
I think you should know the place
And as I see my pubic hair
I do not see your face down there
You said you do not care
So I'll go out and begin to share
I'll get someone to replace
The biggest hole inside your face
I'll go out and I will foreplace
The biggest hole inside your face
CHORUS
Preheat oven to 400�F.
mix 1 cup of corn meal
1 cup flour quarter cup sugar
table spoon baking soda tea spoon salt
mix mix mix mix mix mix it up
get another bowl
third cup vegetable oil
1 whole egg
1 cup milk
mix mix mix mix mix mix it up
aint Nuthin` Wrong with Cornbread
umm-humm thats what I said
Aint Nuthin` wrong with cornbread
UMMMmmmm ahh CORNBREAD! (X2)
i am not like any one when comes to using soap
i dont dare take any chances cuz mines on a rope
so if my soap should take a fall i shouldnt have to fear
about my next door cellmate bringing up the rear
when your soaps on the floor dont be suprised
to find big man bubba between your thighs
bubba uses his imagination, that his friends not a man
and little jimmy screams like a girl, and no one else can
rub a dub dub as the cell mate scrubs, washing his odors away
he bends down to get his soap only to find his cell mates gay
help im getting raped he screams out to the guard
but bubba just cant get enough and continues fucking hard