Name: Ben "Sweden" Wright
Date of birth: Many, many moons ago. Twas the year of the pit bull.
Band input: Drums and being our dad
Sweden loves smooth beer. He goes to the Seven Seas in Scartho at the end of every day, sits at the bar with his hand on his hip and says "Grendle, pull me a Tetleys, lass". The Seven Seas is the roughest, toughest bar in all of England. The cook is called Shifty Shellshock and was originally a pirate on the real seven seas. She can only cook Christmas dinner but uses earwax instead of stuffing and parrots instead of turkey.
Legend has it that Sweden has a "third leg" which sways too and fro within his mighty Zantos jeans. The Thaiwanese government also harvest the hair from his chest and use it as velcro on clothing and running shoes.
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