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Robert-A-Goth (Patent Pending) is a new adaptation of the classic Playmobile characters we all used to love as children. Introduced in a brilliant move by Fisher Price to counteract the Gothic Lego range, Robert-A-Goth is chief femme-metalist of the Playmobilites. She walks for miles around the arctic tundra searching for the lost member of Stand who is said to hunt for Snowy Owls around those parts. 'course, they're all "snowy" owls by the time I've finished with em'. Robert-A-Goth also trades in Pokemon cards and can recite all 150 Pokemon in 58 hours. Her packaging states 'Robert-A-Goth is not suitable for children under 18 yeards due to her bad language and metal screamy rants which shocks smaller children'. Beware, she comes with free wisdom teeth.
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