He is the true emo king as he adorns the legendary old-man diamond jumper in his video for his great song 'Fuck off Scrobbo, Im Dead 'Ard you pussy bastard, dont tell me whats true hardcore.'
We all love him, adore him, and lust his great shopping list for Alphabites and Snozcumbers (must have been to the 'Seas ay Sweed!!!'). Craig David has shoehorns for nipples and spiceracks for hips. He wishes to one day colonise the moon with his faithful pet clock 'Gerald Weqartyhththththththththththyuyuyyy Ay boyakasha bo selctorrrrrrrrrrrrr Clock', and live with the Clangers and their hardcore SXE lifestyle, (resembles 'The Good Life').
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