| As part of the underground cult known as Judaism, James was circumcised when he was 13 days old. He also had his little toes removed at his bamitspha(?). Recently adopting the way of the straight edge (after some nasty experiences trying to stripe someone whilst drunk) he is the king of the legendary Jewish Secret Headbutt. Cross him and he'll cut you. Barker is a true sceamo natural and hopefully we will see him donning his pike and 'Borstal Breakout' patch fronting a crazy Yid band like Yidcore. Barker is one of those kids who collects snails, slugs, glass, pebbles, and clock hands then shows em to his mum cos hes cursed with wathcing Goonies to much. Therefore, he believes its treasure, like a magpie. 'Cmon!'. 'Hey You Guys!' |
