| Wendall lives in a pink windmill with emu and the ghost of Rod Hull. He makes bread whilst listening to Radio Four. If you touch him with an Oboe he'll give you a free iced bun. When working especially hard he secretes lemon tea from his arm pits and rats from his third eye. When not running marathons he campaigns for the release of Lawrence of Arabia from the New Holland State Prison. His hobbies are trying to refract light with a pencil sharpener and to cause disipation in a bottle of orange Reef. He also attempted to reduce a fractal to it's origin but he fell over because of an especially large rat secretion. Nasal hair is a problem. Migrating Ostrii often upset the balance of nature thus causing damage to the space/time continuum and also cause a nasty rash. He grows homoerectii in pickle jars in his basement. Wendall's hope is that he will one day be picked first at football. For the record, this last sentence is entirely false. |
