Eric D'Olive's Website

It's called I can't believe I'm actually putting a link to above.  This Link to his website is going to make my whole website.... swell.  Yes, I was being sarcastic.

P.S.  No, I wasn't trying to grab a few drunk guy's breast in the picture.  It wasn't even me.  Beat it.

AIM:  Very badly.  Take my word for it.  I live with this guy.

Side notes:

Now, first of all, people that go to my school that I know of are either too lazy to make a website or their websites are rather inferior in idealism and predisposed to the inability to hide their pessimistic immaturity.  The only webpage that I care for is from my good old buddy Eric D'Olive that lives right across the hallway from me.  Even then, I'm not sure if it met my idealistic and maturity requirement.  But at least this is one of the very few websites that cracked me up openly and shamelessly.  That is, momentarily before it became very tasteless again.

Eva's Crib of Fun~

It's called I've been forced to read this girl's blog many many times, so might as well put her link up here as a result of trained conditioning.

P.S. If she mentions the overplayed moonlight sonata or the stupid Pachelbel's Canon, I'm going to mention something terrible to her as an equivalent revenge.

AIM:  Some things I just don't need to know.

Actually its more of a reciprocity thing, plus she's been rather tolerant with my wickedness.  This seems like an alright woman, and I think my buddy who happens to be dating her should probably be categorized in the lucky bastards category.   Not to mention the crap that he went through, but who hadn't gone thru crap.  But again what do I know, for all I know she could be having herpes and spreading it to my friend and eventually to me without having me knowing it.

P.S.  No, I don't kiss my friend.  I was afraid that herpes would be airborne.

Herpes in depth - Genital Herpes -- What Happens (WebMD.com)

AncientPC.net (Han Ping Ting's Website)

It's called this guy's gotten even more feminine after 2 years of college.  What is up with that?  What in the *hey* (yeah, geocities censoring) does Austin Texas do to these people?  First skinny gay Phillip, now this?  Almost made me feel like I should've been glad that I hadn't prescribe new classes for a few years now.  God knows what I'll see if I did.

P.S.  At least he had a sense of humor and made fun of handicaps last time I saw him.  Good man.

AIM:  Yup, he's way off.

I didn't speak English at all back in the days when I met him at a PE class.  Then I saw him pee-ed on his pants.  That was the moment when my fellow classmates and I realized that I had an uncontrollable laughter which was unstoppable, not even by the means of threatened castration.  (Probably because I didn't know what castration meant, but then none of them really had any balls to actually do it)  After that came people's actualization that I had a very loud voice.  Then came their encouragement of my opera singing. 

Now that I look back, he had some balls a few years ago.  I wonder where they are now.

Testicular Exam and Testicular Self-Exam (TSE) -- Test Overview (WebMD.com)

Lunatic68's Boredom Imposed Upon Thee (John Phou's Website)

It's called degradation to all of mankind to use a huge Chinese character that you can "click" on to enter - and then after you did enter and expecting to see something amusing, all you see is this guy's log every darn day because he's fixated to narcissism.  This dude used to have pictures and a little "woo"s and "wha"s from me when I was looking at his old webpage at the age of 12.  Don't go to his website.  Don't go there.  Just trust me.  Don't go there.  I put up his link there to show you how horrible it could be, but don't do it.  I've been there and done him.

AIM:  Stop helping others AIM.

Apathetic to the American educational system? Like those Brazilian pig tails?  Well, don't you laugh reading the above side notes, John Phou.  You have even less balls than Han Ping Ting.  I tried to grab yours a few years ago and realized that it was physically missing.

What's with the cars turning over and showing their humiliated sexual organs?  Don't you have any common decency, don't you realized that children under the age of 30 would have access to your sorry site and distribute these horrible and intimidating pictures?

You're cool, however, just keep yourself a little reminder - to relocate your hands away from others, and toward your own, "private", while relocating your internal wasted juices away from your circulating system into the slot machine.

Denny's Webpage

Yeah, apparently those very old waitresses from Denny's stopped flipping pancakes and calling their customers honey and sweetie bunch to get more cheap tips and a spanking on the (is that word censored?), and got together to make a lame webpage.  I wonder where they learned to get their Java Scripts from.  Probably from hitting on a CS major from a college somewhere down south... I'm guessing somewhere in Dallas.

AIM:  Collective effort, can't miss.  Not so sure though, they are old.

Oh, wait, DENNY.  Now the name penetrates through my head like a bullet.  Where did I heard that name from, was it from a cage full of apes yarning for their last banana before they're to be injected with Cyanide, because they're incapable of performing tricks that would bring the slight amusement to human kind and lack all economic - therefore all spiritual - values?

Start looking at the sun and start praying to it 5 times a day, Denny.  You may get yourself slapped with 4 horny Muslim apes penises when you turn 25, just like what you've always wanted.

Megu's Website

She's looking for a half Jap/white to screw, or at least the last time I checked.  If you meet that requirement and is indeed darn hot, email her or something.  Lesbians are welcomed indeed. 

P.S. She likes her guys raw and drunk.

AIM:  She's been aiming forever.

Side notes:

You're not my mother.

So stop looking like one.

P.S.  He has boobies.

http://www.mom.com

Julie's Website

She has got to have lots of time on her hands somewhere somehow.  Think about what would have happened if these time were spent on productivity and education, she would've gotten a Ph.D. by the age of 17.  Our economy would have gone way off the chart and each and every one of us would be drinking expensive British tea that tastes like piss. But instead....

AIM:  You've gotta be kidding me, you really wanna know this stuff?  Pervert.

Suicide is the only solution to the lack of self-esteem and to get rid of the people from the bottom of the barrel whom have no guts to face the harshness of reality..

The Godfather movies are the only solution for an immature boy to go through puberty, and to enter his rite of passage into his adulthood.

Plastic surgery is the only solution to...

*sigh* Who am I kidding, I need a liposuction badly before she would ever need a plastic surgery.

Mike Flores's Long and Lonely Nights

He's the guy that likes to contaminate my computer with Phillip Glass's inflammable crap and other minimalists that he himself is so very fond of proclaiming himself as one.  My dog's a minimalist too, his pink thing is incredibly small. 

Apparently he's not man enough to be a Texan and went to California to find his sugar mama.  Just want to remind you that you can only live such a life for so long before your penis starts breaking like them kit-kat bar commercials.

AIM:  He aims low alright.  Well what do you expect from a guy down on his knees.

We were working on a piece of music called "Application of Employment" together, and he wouldn't stop making it sounding like Queen - the legendary bicycle-riding homosexual band so characteristic of his dreams.  Not just one queer, but a band of queer, and according to him, "a bang of queer".

P.S.  I called him once for phone sex, he's the worst I had ever experienced.  I didn't even get a hard on, considering how easy it is for me to get one.  I'll leave it as that.