2. whose my lady?
lauren hill
Sarah lee
your mama

3. what's my shoe size?
10
about a foot long
chicaspatas

4. where's Hempstead?
oregon
on the way from Houston to Austin
in my head

5. why are you so ugly?
beauty is in the eye of the beholder
blame my genes
yo mama's ugly

6. when will I ever graduate from college?
when I finally grow up
whenever I'm good and ready
after the Y2K bug has ravaged civilization as we know it and I will no longer need a bachelor's degree, but a souped-up race car to travel across the desert with and a band of post-apocalyptic minions who do my bidding

You are a badass
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