Aeris Returns!
Cloud: (Puts flower in life stream) this is where sephroth stabed aeris�
Vincent: So you dropped her in a river� Cloud: Not river Lifestream! Vincent: So what have you done to revive her? Cloud: Done? Vincent: � Vincent: So do you like her? Cloud: Go sit in a coffin! Vincent: Starts twitching glaring at Cloud Cloud: He I was really just kidding as in a joke Vincent: I am casting life2! Cloud: That only works when your �fainted� Vincent: So getting crushed by Emerald is �fainting�, it doesn�t feel like fainting (casts life 2) Aeris: Starts coughing. Cloud: 0_0 Vincent: =) man your pathetic� Cloud: Shut the� Lee?: No swearing only I can swear!!!! Vincent: Who the hell are you? Cloud: I thought you said NO swearing? Lee: you have to earn the right to swear. Cloud: � so how did Vincent earn it!?!? Lee: Metal arm. Cloud: what about this glowing sword? Lee: Wow! (shifty eye) Can I hold it? Cloud: Hell no Lee: (Runs off) Vincent: what about aeris? Cloud: Wha? Aeris: *cough* thanks for the help� Vincent: Hello Aeris: Who are you? Vincent: I�m Vincent Valentine Not a vampire Aeris: =) ok Mr. Valentine Cloud: *falls down laughing* Vincent: eye twitching don�t call me that (Aims gun at cloud) Cloud: Hehe Im out of here Aeris: cloud I have something I�ve wanted to do to you for a while. Cloud: Really? Aeris: *slaps cloud* Cloud: Ow (runs off to tifa�s bar) Vincent: wanna go to tifas bar? Aeris: I guess� so how long have I been out for? Vincent: Um� I think about one year. Aeris: YOU MEAN NO ONE CAST LIFE ON ME FOR A YEAR??!?!?!?!!? Vincent: Heh it was my idea� Aeris: How old are you? Vincent: er� 27 (walks into bar to notice Tifa kicking Cids ass) Tifa: remember if I win u cant swear or drink or smoke or hint on me. Cid: in a headlock Da� Lee: Heheheheh ah hahahhaha Tifa wins heh he he v Cid: da er I mean darn (shaking violently to reframe from swearing) Aeris: Vincent is only 27 I thought he was at least 30 Vincent: � Cloud: 27 ha ahahahhahah yeah before he went in the coffin maybe. Aeris: Ew� Coffin? Vincent: yeah� Barrett: what about me yu fu�s why don�t I ever get to talk ya fu�s Lee: (A very loud �) Cloud: Who the Hell are you �lee� Lee: the writer of coarse With mystic powers Cloud: right� Cid: nocussbeerflurt nocussbeerflurt shudders Lee: Hey Vinnie was up? Are you really a Vampire oh and Mr. Valentine what kind of stupid last name is that? Vincent: (turns into chaos) Choas: (Uses Choas Saber) Lee: (in two rooms over) owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwowowowo ow wow o pain hurting in the glahoven ow� need help help ow so much pain ow I think im dying ow. Mysterious Girl: A.K.A insanity driver Mysterious Girl: Hi Vinnie Vincent: � Mysterious Girl: grabs out pen can you gi.. (rushes over tapping vincents metal arm) feel this Cloud and Lee And Cid: fall over laughing Vincent: YES I CAN FUCKIN FEEL IT DAMIT (Death Blows cid cloud and lee and mysterious girl) All of the injured: Owww that really hurts� Possibly the End or is it yes or is it maybe not it could be.. or is it? Lee: (acting as if gun was held up to his head) Vincent is not a vampire *sounding nervous* His name isn�t Vinnie He is 27 not 57, and valentine is a great last name (runs out of room with Vincent sitting there) Vincent: Wtf I was just giving him a candy bar jeeze.
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