Pubs

The LEEDS talk
PUB GUIDE!

Everything you ever wanted to know about drink,
but were afraid to ask.

If there's one thing we know about in Ireland, it's BEER!
If we're not drinking it, we're talking about it.
We've had a smashing time on our various trips to Leeds,
drinking, eating and singing in some really great pubs.
So much so, we have decided to catalogue them.
Don't be afraid to chip in with your favorite watering hole.

Map Of LEEDS CITY centre

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on"
--Dean Martin

"All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me
so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer"
--Homer Simpson

"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her"
--W. C. Fields

"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
--Lady Astor to Winston Churchill

"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
--Churchill's reply

"Work is the curse of the drinking classes"
--Oscar Wilde

"I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer"
--Homer Simpson

The Horse and Trumpet

The Headrow LS16LR (0113-2455961)
The ale drinkers paradise, great selection including guest beers. This is a great pub for a quiet pint in the afternoon, we think it serves food but we can't remember.

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The Hogs Head

Lower Briggate (Also Great George Street).
One of our favorites, handy during the day for pub food (with special offers and group deals) and very lively at night. The Hogs Head has a great range of ales, including a sample system where you can try several beers before making your choice.
What more could a body ask for?

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Whitelocks

Turks Head Yard, Briggate.
Take a moment in the middle of your shopping to visit the oldest pub in Leeds, Whitelocks.
Situated next to Marks & Spencers on Briggate (down a small ally to Turks Yard), it still maintains most of its original features since opening in 1715.
Pub grub served during the day, it can be very busy at lunchtime. A good place for Ale drinkers and a beer garden for the summer.

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The Square On The Lane

28 Boar Lane LS15DA (0113-2448566)
A really massive pub with a revolving video screen, it's always packed so there will be a big queue in the evenings. The door staff will refuse admission if you're wearing a football shirt. Good cocktails and a great atmosphere, food served during the day.

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Yates Wine Lodge

Boar Lane LS16HW (0113-2460111)
Opposite the Bond Street Center, does good food and always has special offers on bottles of wine. Part of a large franchise, found in most UK cities.

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Jumping Jacks

A massive bar near city square always has live acts on, a good place to go before going to Majestick's Night Club next door. Really loud and busy at the weekends.

	ALCOHOL WARNING: Due to increasing product liability, beer manufacturers have accepted the Medical Association's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers.
WARNING:	Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING:	Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.
WARNING:	Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to smash your face in.
WARNING:	Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
WARNING:	Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your trousers.
WARNING:	Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING:	Consumption of alcohol may make you think you possess mystical Kung-Fu powers.
WARNING:	Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species, and/or name you can't remember).
WARNING:	Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
WARNING:	Consumption of alcohol may lead to traffic signs and cones appearing in your home.
WARNING:	Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

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