Lisa Simpson Quotes

(my commentary in red)

 

Grade me...look at me...evaluate and rank me! Oh, I'm good, good, good, and oh so smart!  Grade me!

School Withdrawal Syndrome, what I go through every summer.

 

There's another girl at school who's smarter, younger, and a better sax player than me. Ew, I feel

so average.

Grade rivalries are good for you! They’re great motivators. And I should know.

 

Oh my God, I'm losing my perspicacity! Aaaaahhh!

Lisa finally snapped. I’ve snapped too, but for different reasons

 

There's no way I'll get into an ivy league school now.  At this rate I probably won't even get into

Vassar.

With Homer’s salary, she’ll probably have to settle for a public college.

 

I will NOT be a Gamecock!!

Good for you, Lisa! Although the Fox writers should know that Clemson is the best university in South Carolina!

 

I don't want your dirty denominators!

Keep your damn dirty numerators and exponents to yourself, too!

 

No!  I never cheated before and I never will again.  I almost wish I hadn't gotten away with it.

Clemson has very strict punishments for cheaters. So Lisa better not cheat again!!!

 

The basis of this game seems to be simple geometry.

Proof that a little geometry goes a long way- especially in the golf world.

 

And I'm studying for the math fair. If I win, I'll bring home a brand new protractor.

Sorry, Lisa; these days we use TI-89’s and Maple to graph stuff.