Quotes from the famous Interlaken weekend
featuring US Langers

Best Beer	The free ones
Best Body	Aussie with sense-of-humour-failure
Best Burger	The Adventure world special
Best Car on Swiss Roads	The VW Drug machine
Best comment	Joint winners Stevo - "Ride the freak man, ride the freak" & Lee in Singapore replying to the question "Do you want normal beer?" - "What nomore beer?"
Best Dancer	Roberta with lasers on her
Best failed attempt for cold water record	Harto
Best fitting Hat	Lee
Best Football Sopkuts	TahiTy
Best gibberish	Lee (a title since won by Erol at Ty and Sarah's wedding)
Best Guide Canyoning	Marc, Patrick and Jeff
Best Guide Rafting	Marc
Best Honey	Yankee in Blue Bikini
Best Organiser	Ty
Best Song	2-0 to the ARSE-E-NAL ...
Best Speeding offence	Roberto (160 in an 80 zone)
Best stuntman	Harto alias Ironman or Woodhead
Best Volleyball Team	Robharto
Biggest Pair of Tits	Kate
Bridge Hanging Award	Lee
Funniest Bastard	Lee & Steve
Most disgusting act	Lee pissing on someone else's wet suit !
Most disgusting act: Runner-Up	Lee pissing on the mini bus !
Most excellent Supplier	Steve
Most excellent Weekend	OURS!!
Most Fearful Look	Roberto (falling out of the raft) and Tahir ("Do I have to jump down THAT!")
Most Fearful Look: Runner-Up	Harto when he saw Steve wearing most excellent mask
Most Front	Lee - 'Are those real' ... 'Yes !' ... ' ... 'Well can I check ?'
Most likely to Pull a woman	Everyone
Most Murder Attempts	Patrick, at the Washing Machine
Most Stupid Question	'Excuse me please do you know where Balmers Hostel is ?' (5 metres from the sign)
Most useless using matches	Harto
Person Slept in Most Beds	Harto and Lee
Stupidest People	Americans
Stupidest Photographs	Lee (more than once)
Stupidest place to have a tattoo	On your langer American face
Thickest Bird	Kate (she was as thick as two short planks)
Worse body	American drunkie twat on Sunday before leaving
Worst end to the weekend	Roberto having to have sex on Sunday night
Worst Hammock assembler	Harto
Worst Shirt of weekend	Steve

have read this amusing extract of a great, great weekend!!