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All About LedZepSlash
I have been a Led Zeppelin fan for a surprisingly short amount of time.  Come to think of it, its really only been a a year and a half.  Maybe more, maybe less.  But who's counting?  And why?  It doesn't matter.  All I know is that the music of Led Zeppelin is the most amazing I've ever heard.  I listen to songs for hours on end, wishing I could emulate or at least be in the presence of members of Led Zeppelin.  I was once, December 13th 2001, when I went to se my favorite member, the beautiful, talented, incredibly cool John Paul Jones.

Now WHY am I a Jones girl?  Well, I'd have to make fun of the other members of Led Zeppelin to tell you the real reason, and I won't because you'll find that in the Jokes section (eventually).  But Jones is my lord.  He's the supreme.  I want to have mad crazy animal sex with him, and that's no lie.  It should bear mention that I am also a semi-bonzo girl.  I praise him in the early years... the little mustache, the perfect hair do (never a hair out of place), the gorgeous, beautiful look of him.  As a friend of mine has said, "Wow, Bonzo is one hot piece of ass."  in 1969 at least.

But more than anything, its about the music.  The way that those fingers slide across those keyboards--

Yeah, the music.  The sounds that caress my ears.  The way that it takes you places.  The way that no matter what, if a Zep song comes on the radio, you need to make sure you get perfect reception and hear that song start to finish.  The way you'll be late for class for a Zep song.  The way that you'll listen to your music in class even when the teacher is giving notes.  The way you'll tell your boss to fuck off during Jimmy's solo on Heartbreaker.  The way he'll sit there and listen with you.  The way that Jones tickles the keys during The Rain Song that makes you cry.  The way that Bonzo bashes the drums during In My Time of Dying that makes you listen to that nearly excessively long song over and over.  The way that Robert makes you have an orgasm with him during Whole Lotta Love.  The way... that is Zep.

Now when really got into the looks of the boys, I started having thoughts.  I was always a slash girl, although in video game and anime fandom.  Magus/Glenn from Chrono Trigger... Treize/Zechs from Gundam Wing... this is probably harder to understand than sanskrit for some of you, but all you need to know, is that its boy boy.  I was a writer for this sort of thing for a long time, always admiring it.  And, well, I brought that gay admiration to Led Zeppelin.

The basic history behind Led Zeppelin homosexual tendencies lies in Robert and Jimmy.  The two were always categorized as having gay tendencies, whether it be them doing a call and response on stage during the ultra sexy How Many More Times, or the roadies that bust in on Jimmy and Robert going at it (of course, this is a rumor).  So normally they make up the pair that gets sexed up the most... because of the resemblance to what really was.