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For you, I have the pictoral history of
REBEL J-DAWG
This is of course the ONLY website
of the illustrious rap career of Jimmy Page.
It all started with Puff Daddy.
Working witt Puff Daddy changed his outlook on life.
He became a rebel to his own music.
He began to build his image as a rebel
and worked out to make a build.
When his twerpy figure had gone the way of his bellbottoms,
He started learning to rhyme.
Using his power in the music industry,
he surrounded himself with some of the infamed rap acts he only
read about.
The persona began to overcome him, and he became
REBEL J-DAWG.
Former bandmate John Paul Jones remembers
when Jimmy Page announced his legal name change.
"He said to me, 'Jonesy, you'll never have to worry
about me and Robert stealing the limelight from your
contribution to Led Zeppelin. I'll never do Zep songs again.'
Well I asked him why, after all he's got a long career, he's got
every
right to his music. He told me in his odd way, 'Rhyme is in
my heart,
Rhyme is in my soul, Rhyme is my gun, Don't make me shoot you you
mofo.'
He also went off to call me Grand Master J. I haven't heard
from him since,
and I'm actually quite glad."
Rebel J-Dawg starred in all the clubs,
and earned himself great fame with his funky rhymes,
adding his own touch of mysticism to his rap tunes.
This is evident on songs like "Ho's Are The Holy" and "Stairway
To My Shiznit"
Rebel J-Dawg was soaring.
Rapper Treach of Naughty By Nature remembers Rebel J-Dawg's rise
to power:
"We helped him out with the beats, you know. He made a version
of our
hit, 'O.P.P' and called it 'J.P.P.' He messed up the lyrics
and made it real personal. It was released and he made a bunch
of money on it.
We thought he was gonna give us some of the bread, you know.
It was our song,
he only changed the words. But he started getting all legal
about it
and didn't cough up a penny. White boy ain't much of a rapper,
but
he smart. He still calls me sometimes. Collect."
Some habits never change!
Rebel J-Dawg, more than anything, loved getting back into the swing
of the groove
with the lovely ladies. He tends to be much pickier about
honeys when on his rap tours.
He refuses to do any old hag sixteen year olds.
The latest we've seen of Jimmy Page was him hanging out with Fred
Durst.
He's deep rooted into the rap culture
and loves his new life back on the stage.
He'll be opening for Limp Bizkit on their next tour. Will
you be there?